sloth

the bench is my only friend

[sloth @SarahRoth23]

Found this gem today:
An original poem by me, based on true events. #baller

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Norton. On his fourteenth birthday his hydrotherapy session received a pupgrade. 14/10 arthritis doesn’t stand a chance #SeniorPupSaturday

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

My cat Simon is in LOVE with my neighbor’s cat and waits all day for him. Will keep y’all updated

[bear @iamblackbear]

january was a tough year

[bear @iamblackbear]

i like that ur broken like me

[sloth @SarahRoth23]

@masonramsey @_maryinthewoods I'm never going to stop, love you Mason 😍😩🤠

[sloth @SarahRoth23]

@masonramsey @_maryinthewoods alright last one, pls

[sloth @SarahRoth23]

@masonramsey @_maryinthewoods if i win this i would be the happiest person on the planet

[sloth @SarahRoth23]

@masonramsey @_maryinthewoods MASON RAMSEY I LITERALLY DRESSED AS YOU FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR PLZ PICK ME <3

[maddy @maddysherlock]

This is a text from my landlord. Please make sure you’re safe out there, especially at night!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

honorary 14/10s right here https://t.co/DdTwQU29BH

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Molly. She definitely was not eating the leaves. Unsure why you think she was. 13/10 I believe her

[judge booty @leaflyf]

i’ve been laughing for 2 days

[i miss amanda bynes @armadillostan]

Don’t @ me but Spirit was the most under-appreciated animated movies of our time, tackling Native American genocide and colonizers and American industrialism ALL FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A HORSE. also that horse is hot in a way I’m not comfortable with

[Bert @RobertMeucci]

Truth is...

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

No matter how bad things might seem right now, at least we still have Nick Offerman’s insane giggle:

[Jenna @jennabeeradley]

every ep of Queer Eye

bobby: your house is blue and grey now
antoni: do you like dip
tan: patterned shirt, french tuck
jonathan: literally just wash your face
karamo: FACE YOUR DEMONS

[Han @hannahydavies]

Petition for Universal Studios to build Spooky Island from the Scooby Doo movie