judge booty

my anxiety is chronic but my tweets are moronic

[judge booty @leaflyf]

i’ve twittered enough for awhile i want to die again so i’m deleting ✌🏻💙

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

if i ever saw a hobbit i would whack it with a broom

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[judge booty @leaflyf]

yes i did buy my dog an elevated dog cot he is my spoiled baby

[judge booty @leaflyf]

the new AOT is giving me goosebumps I can’t fking wait

[judge booty @leaflyf]

@chief_pasta beat it in 4 min

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

BREAKING: President Biden says there is "no federal solution" to you having no hoes

[judge booty @leaflyf]

@chief_pasta have you played Hyrule warriors?

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

my dad couldn’t breathe when he handed me this in a gift bag just on the floor laughing tears in his eyes

[judge booty @leaflyf]

walgreens is a psycho when my prescriptions are ready

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Biden campaigning vs Biden in office

[prance @bocxtop]

"ok but did you die tho" - the biden administration

[judge booty @leaflyf]

had a dream last night i was drunk driving and the cop could breathalyze me WHILE I DROVE PAST THEM so they KNEW and I got off the exit and ran inside a building. I have not had a drink in over a week???

[judge booty @leaflyf]

@_ccmoneyy stopppp we haven’t had any snow send it here :(

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[franny choi @fannychoir]

Just learned that it costs $0.80 to make one rapid test. Eighty cents.