Sarah Runyan

My puns are intentional |
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[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Harris/Walz will give fourth graders free lunches, while Trump/Vance will force them to give birth. — It’s as simple as that.

[Tiffani 🩶☁️ @L0VEGRAHAM]

One year later 🥹

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is happening again and a lot of you are falling for it again.

[Zara Bliss⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @9jaswiftie01]

If the Taylor Swift and Kanye West thing never happened, will you be a fan?

[clarabow @taynarchist]

Taylor is doing fan service not actual promo. So far everything I've seen is directed at people who are already invested in the album or just her not the gp so the twitter vibes community having aneurysms is super funny.

[Sarah Runyan @SarahRunyan]

@alonelytraveler Omg you're writing a book? Amazing! This premise sounds awesome and I'm so excited for the journey (for you as a writer and for me as an eventual reader!!)

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Just a reminder that Nancy Pelosi won nine consecutive leadership elections on the first ballot.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Also framing… sexlessness in men under 30 as an emergency… When women have lost access to abortion care… is pathetic

[D'Arcy Carden @DarcyCarden]

✨✨👽👽✨✨

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Still have never seen one good argument against these points. Not one.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but I know what it feels like to be fucking over it

It’s hard enough feeling alone n then we were socially distanced- it’s unfair I’m sorry

I don’t know how, but we manage to find an outlet for the sadness & aching loneliness

I love you sm

[Sarah Runyan @SarahRunyan]

@talcotts This looks incredible and I'm so glad you rewarded yourself for doing something so important with a wonderful snack!! ✨️

[Ashley the Ologist 🦉 @TheAngryOlogist]

Here’s a hot take: fuck fireworks. The “entertainment” they provide is not worth the fear they cause wildlife, pets, and people.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

The Supreme Court has become a political tool for the extremist, Fascist faction of the GOP. Gun violence, subjugation of women, climate catastrophe, and political capitalism is their brand. We are facing an attack from within. We must revolt.

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Graydon Gordian @MrGordian]

Roe. Miranda. Gun control. Church and State. All dismantled in a single week. The single worst week for civil rights and liberties in decades.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

To ask teachers to be on the front line of mass shootings, the front line of a pandemic, and the front line of the struggle against inequality all while underpaying them and systematically underfunding the education system is both cruel and a recipe for societal collapse.