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[Send it Sayles @SarahSayles_]

Oh… Hey, Twitter 🧚🏼‍♀️

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[dez @315dez]

don’t ask me to hang out until I lose 20 lbs

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

All roads lead back to celibacy, DND, gym, no roster, and being alone.

[Send it Sayles @SarahSayles_]

My biggest fear is having to go poop at work while wearing shorts and the toilet imprint on my legs telling everyone what i just did

[Send it Sayles @SarahSayles_]

This man told me he has a girl best friend. Do i run now or later

[gex @severalbird]

at rock hard cafe why am i the only one with a boner

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how do you ladies clean your pussy? normally i’ll use a swiffer wet jet but what about you

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i turned wine into barf last night, your move jesus

[Send it Sayles @SarahSayles_]

Current state of mind: Gabbie Hanna

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i see why joe killed everybody he liked

[rio @dior333rio]

why are you 30 and pissing me off

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i would throw a really hard tomato at someone right now honest i would

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I’m not the same person I was 2 margaritas ago

[• @yducknow]

Pretending I don't know the work drama so I can get the tea from both sides>>>>>>>>>>>

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

everybody waiting on they taxes and my taxes waiting on me to file them

[Send it Sayles @SarahSayles_]

Crazy that my mother got engaged before i did.