Sarah Taormina

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

By iPhone sounds and vibrations - Apple lolSupportege https://t.co/asDZaiu9Am

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

@Apple holiday ad submission a la Forest Gump

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Voicemail is dead

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

Things I miss from the before times: hugging my mom, movie theater popcorn 🍿

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

@NYGovCuomo A slogan to consider as we approach the holiday season: Plan for the future, not the holidays. #COVID19

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

I hope Don played the BEST round he’s ever played because he won’t even be able to enjoy it HA F U #ByeDon

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

Pretty sure Denethor is the Don of middle earth #Election2020

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Not watching... how’s Operation Hot Mother going?

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

What a treat #debatefly

[Law & Order Diehards @LO_Diehards]

We want you to stop saying Law & Order @realDonaldTrump... seriously. Stop.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Please watch this 10 million times. #Debates2020

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

This new episode of Black Mirror is just...wow #Debates2020

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

My dog snoring is the white noise sound machine I never knew I wanted

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

Every morning my dog sticks his nose in my ear as a way to tell me it’s time to get up, bitch.

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

Roy G. Biv deserves a WFH minute #rainbowsofhope #StayHomeSaveLives

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The Roses of Success https://t.co/cRCde6i0qp via @YouTube MOOD

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@Emcaff Happy B DAY, Emily!

[Sarah Taormina @SarahTaormina]

If someone had told me while in college, that one day work would mean talking about the weather while waiting for my microwaved soup to ding I would of done things differently