John Schaefer

Pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, and vacuum-packed.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@ClittBeastwood @RealMattCarey I’m suggesting that he may have a point.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@ClittBeastwood @RealMattCarey You're backing the story of two former "failing New York Times" employees who now work for the mainstream media to make a political point. The person overseeing 60 Minutes was a tech writer, not an editor or part of overseeing a team. It's quite possible that Pelley had a point.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@mike_w36986 @thesportsbill @ddiamond And, he still Is no longer President.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@mike_w36986 @thesportsbill @ddiamond Biden is no longer president, bub.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@DrGuitar A solid, tasty, dropped D riff!

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@ClittBeastwood @RealMattCarey LOL. You’re backing two former NYT writers who now work for the mainstream media? 🤔

Something doesn’t quite add up…

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

😂 😂😂😂

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Bari Weiss is murdering 60 Minutes the right way.

by Ezra Klein

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@bleednucksblue @DanBartels2 Bartels Is a like chasing fool.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

😆😆😆😆

[Art Vandelay @LJS527]

She's not gonna fuck you, bro.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@kennygeezer7 @DanBartels2 Tom Seaver, Nolan Ryan, and Bert Blyleven pitched for some bad teams, too.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@midnightmatney @GoodFundies lol

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

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“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

LOL

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

There is nothing like the Onion...

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@JakeBrownLive They tried to move him for Luis Robert...the CHISOX said thanks, but no thanks. There is no trade market for him at his current performance level.

They will, in all likelihood, DFA him. After that, he'll be on his way to Syracuse to get your hopes up.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@JerryBeach73 Isn't there any other place else in Seattle to shoot a pregame piece? Good lord. So cliche!

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

Why in God’s name does he continue to say stuff like this? Everybody knows it’s complete, and total BS.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: WILL PROBABLY MEET WITH IRAN'S AYATOLLAH AT SOME POINT

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

No. I completely understood where you were coming from. You’rea Stearns hater. I get it. You’re very emotional about it and not thinking clearly.

With an impending lockout, there was no way either one could stay with long term deals. To term high dollar deals make for a bad future.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@Hawksheart7 @NYNJHarper @TWINTIERS2 Let’s talk about Alonso…

1) what does everyone expect to happen next season?

2) Why weren’t many teams interested in committing to long term contracts? Alonso had one suitor.

I’ll hang up and listen…

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@VFuller30 @SNYtv Vern, 1) what does everyone expect to happen next season? 2) Why weren’t many teams interested in committing to long term contracts?

I’ll hang up and listen…

[Harshi Peiris, Ph.D. @Neuroscope_mp]

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