John Schaefer

Pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, and vacuum-packed.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@ANormalDemocrat @MeghanMcCain She's a nepo-podcast baby. Whatever is convenient...

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

"If the drinking lamp is lit, we all should be too."

[David Lee Roth @DavidLeeRoth]

Owed to Jensen Huang..

#DavidLeeroth #JensenHuang #Nvidia

[Josh Rawitch @HOFprez]

Fitting that we have a film festival this weekend because Cooperstown looks like a movie set right now.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@constantino @timesunion Pal, you won...it's over. Now you get to do the people's work. Please step away from your cellphone.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@BoyWonderGolf Stork is looking good!

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@LJS527 At least she gets to write off 80% of it!

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

Tone deaf? Absolutely! Evil? No doubt! Corrupt? You betcha!!

If I'm dumping $5,000 it's not going to be at Mar-A-Lago with a bunch of wannabes, it's going to be on a nice vacation...The only upside is I can write off 80% of it if I have that much extra profit to burn before the end of the year. And by burn, I mean giving it directly to the President of the United States for his golden calf of a facility.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

This winter, I'm making this practice a priority for my golf game.

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

This is one of the most common shots an amateur golfer will see in a round. 😳 Here’s how to knock them close.

Watch our full video on the nine shots every golfer needs: https://t.co/UMrdKsqRcy

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@20committee Mr. Lutnick, the bus Mr. Trump ordered for you has arrived. Please step carefully in front of it.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@joe_bonilla LOL

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@ssikfandk That's a lot of cast for a pinkie! Hope it heals quickly.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

Gonna have to spend some time with this record this weekend! Always loved "Right Hand Man" from this record. Just a great riff, cool groove, and hook. "If he can't fix it, I don't know who can!"

[Joan Osborne @joan_osborne]

It's here! #RelishReimagined, a new jazz-inspired reinterpretation of all the original songs from RELISH produced by @mcbridesworld - 30 years after the release of the original album - available on vinyl, CD, digital download & streaming! Listen now at: https://t.co/p8YxxzbJJK

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@JimmyVielkind The "I hate the party establishment" schtick is going to get old quickly. Regardless of what he thinks, those organizations will be needed on his side, or he'll be constantly looking behind him for knives.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@UndercoverIndy Is this the before or the after?

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@PolicyEngineer Did the City of Albany not allocate its payment?!?! LOL

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

Nice piece, Kevin. I would add that “belief and doubt” don’t just coexist, they walk hand in hand together.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Dan Hicks’ gift is that he understood the audience. He realized belief and doubt can coexist. @fried_egg_golf
https://t.co/X21Wzjmgds

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

Beautiful course!

[Tim Walker, CGCS @timwalkercgcs]

Veterans Day course conditioning 😎

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@musicalvagabond https://t.co/bj0UDYKupx

[None But The Brave Springsteen Podcast @NBTBPodcast]

Well, we accurately predicted a 92 show but were off by 8 days as to which one we most wanted. Today’s @springsteen archive release is the 6th of 11 shows played at Brendan Byrne Arena in July/August 1992. A very interesting release. We’ll have our review episode out Monday AM.

[John Schaefer @johnhschaefer]

@ColtonOgburn Mystique?