Sarah Zureick-Brown

Writer, storyteller, math groupie

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Checking In Four Years Later https://t.co/WuKaH73Qc3

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S: "I remember the quadratic formula" *bad approximation. D: "You remember the spirit of the quadratic formula" #firstlady #mathoverflow

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Me: "Do you know how to tie a tie?" David: "Yeah, I Google how to tie a tie, and then I tie it." #firstlady #mathoverflow

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Drinking my lunch! #kalesmoothie

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My new esthetician gives the best eyebrow massages!

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@DrMelei Yes! Still go there often before shows. Went this past Friday in fact.

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I'm a clip art girl in an emoji world.

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Occurred to me today that I'm probably no longer a young adult. Anyone know the official cutoff?

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Ever tempted to steal someone's grocery cart to shake up your diet?

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To me, Old Bay Seasoning is like Steely Dan and rocket science. Not what I expected! But excellent nonetheless.

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Finding sparking water at gas stations off 75 is my version of winning the lottery.

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mistakenly shaving only one leg + no time = PANTS

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Did I procrastinate today? Yes. Did it result in a clean bathroom? YES! Goodbye, scum, I'll be seeing ya. Hello, deadlines, nice to meet ya.

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Storm broke the oppressive heat, and I was able to walk outside again and feel like something other than a set of pores.

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President! #firstlady #mathoverflow

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David's memories of the French class we took together in grad school are much more vivid than mine. Surveys! Group projects! Space issues!

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Peanut butter fried egg sandwich. A breakfast treat I make myself for myself. When David sleeps in.

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Banana taco split. I want to try it.

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When your head is slightly cloudy because you didn't eat lunch. You're me in a hot parked car.