Sarah ZeeGee

“I sound very confident, but I am sure of nothing!”

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

I guess I’m done watching the train wreck. Deleting my app. Who knows if curiosity brings me back someday? For now I’m disgusted and afraid.
#thisisanairportimannouncingmydeparture

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

make a non-Christmas film Christmassy. I'll go first:

The Human Santapede

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Meanwhile, a message projected on the side of Twitter headquarters tonight reads:

“Elon Musk: mediocre manchild, pressurized privilege, petty racist, megalomaniac, worthless billionaire, bankruptcy baby, supreme parasite, petulant pimple, apartheid baby”

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

@AOC @groovymegs @realizingchloe

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

@mattxiv @realizingchloe

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Democrat Katie Hobbs wins Arizona governor's race, NBC News projects. https://t.co/noatnOv4zE

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

Ah! There’s a word for people like me.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Them: Let’s Go Brandon!

Brandon: Okay!

[wanecque @WanecqueN]

@_Yioxe_ @JarJarFan69 @AypierreMc

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

Raising teenagers makes raising a toddler look like the easiest time in my life. Sorry for the bad news, toddler parents.

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

Johnna’s watching Clueless and Josh (@JoshDarnit, not Paul Rudd) and I just realized we’re the same age as the teachers now 🫠

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Can Elon Musk buy Fox News next

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

Hey @JoshDarnit Remember when you, with stars in your eyes, said, “Vine’s not going anywhere. Vine is Twitter. 🤩🥰”?

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

Wow. Elon Musk just told Twitter employees he’s not sure how much run rate the company has and “bankruptcy isn’t out of the question.”

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

@amil She had the girls and Brennan all convinced, too. Hope they all know to question her stories now.

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

I love democracy and all, but the biggest bonus to @ReverendWarnock winning outright and not going to a runoff would have been no more emails 😅😅😅

Jk jk jk keep ‘em coming, I’m in for $5 more! 🇺🇸

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

@brunchmoneybaby And the nerve to open the ceremony with a prayer then say those vows when you know she wrote that speech in advance and hyped her girls up and how much she actually hated him so they applauded here? Pshhh sociopathic

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

I guess this is a #LoveisBlindS3 fan account now. #TeamCole

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

@AnnettegoMeoww @Ayshaali_4 @oddeyekat Took the words out of my mouth.

[Sarah ZeeGee @SarahZeeGee]

@oddeyekat You can see how pure his personality is when they played the montage of Zanab being a both throughout the show and he had a chance to call her on it but instead he DEFENDED her and said that looked worse than it was! She’s the worst.