Sarah Anne

[Ben Sparrow® @Bensparroow]

Me chilling in the tank whilst #WWIII is happening around me

[James @CaucasianJames]

i can’t go to war i have acne

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Coming home from a day of work and taking your socks off >> 😍😍https://t.co/adPkiGRjYW

[Quil @Quil_18]

What you doing if you ask for AirPods and unwrap this 😂🤣

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my little sister burst into my room while i was still asleep and yelled "IS THE BOOTS WITH THE FUR SONG CALLED APPLE BOTTOM JEANS YES OR NO" and while i appreciate her coming to me for my expertise she could have waited until normal business hours

[Wesley Livesay @w_c_livesay]

Does everyone have an Uncle Mike?

[kirst @kirstenshiner]

I’d really like to chew that purple jacket right about now

[jadene @jaykayellem]

is it so much for a girl to want to snuggle up with a guy on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate and cinnamon cookies in the middle of winter and watch a documentary about how people kill people

[Garrison Ryan Gunter @Notorious__GRG]

Me: Just graduated
Trevecca: Merry Christmas, we can’t wait for you to die lol

[Peyton @p8nnnn]

Me when I only need a purse to carry a tampon with me

[Carol @Caroline_Nel]

Telling my kids this was the Declaration of Independence
@snooki @JENNIWOWW

[Jordan Belfort @jacinda_johnson]

Me when i hear the keys jingle outside my door and i know my alone time is up