jadene

[jadene @jaykayellem]

is it so much for a girl to want to snuggle up with a guy on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate and cinnamon cookies in the middle of winter and watch a documentary about how people kill people

[jadene @jaykayellem]

if you say ‘normie’ honestly
you need to be kissed on the forehead

[jadene @jaykayellem]

I didn’t even like you like that until you tricked me with oxytocin and inconsistent attention. u finance hobgoblin

[jadene @jaykayellem]

I really admire a beach asian, they’re so sweet and they love the sun. as a city asian I’ve been marred with thoughts and mommy issues

[jadene @jaykayellem]

I want to live in a blissful estate like gwyneth paltrow which means I have to start saying stuff like atelier more, but then u have an awesome spa and no one who likes you so

[jadene @jaykayellem]

at some point in the relationship u have to stop bitting. it’s like, enough, what’s your middle name and why did u grow up in Idaho?

[jadene @jaykayellem]

I love you but having a podcast is one of the top 10 most insane things to do in this life

[jadene @jaykayellem]

your chat gpt essay got me like a tapestry weaving a vibrant stream in the labyrinths of life… if ur a teacher and u can’t see that then we’ve all failed and we need glasses bad

[jadene @jaykayellem]

the noise cancelling feature of airpods is awesome for if u want to live your life blocking out everything that’s going on

[jadene @jaykayellem]

many low grade horror movies start with a ‘meet the parents.’ in real life that happens a lot too!

[jadene @jaykayellem]

tldr rent history

[jadene @jaykayellem]

he got that DFW, david foster wallace bandana on him. head so full of rocks it’s awesome

[jadene @jaykayellem]

people think i’m coquettish because i’m skinny but i’m skinny because i’m coquettish

[jadene @jaykayellem]

she has the maternal instincts of a praying mantis

[jadene @jaykayellem]

one day u wake up in new york and think, I’m ready to move this party to swamp country

[jadene @jaykayellem]

sparkler boy summer. if ur a man I know you love that opportunity. oh is that a cigar? no it’s a party sparkler donned by a happy fool. the lighting IS flattering

[feels @funniestfeeling]

what are we not (what are we but process of elimination style)

[feels @funniestfeeling]

being a girl dad is like being one of those cliffs that faces an ocean

[jadene @jaykayellem]

dear uber eats, don’t u dare buy one get one free me, girl I WILL

[jadene @jaykayellem]

I’ve been mewing and I’m honestly looking so snatched but my relationship with my mother has only worsened. what to do now?

[jadene @jaykayellem]

Ugly Fat Liars. Marlene King’s beloved series takes on a new life in this refreshing Netflix spinoff