Sarah Crail

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My 4 year old put on the headphones and specifically asked for @benshapiro. I’ve had a lot of proud parenting moments, but this one might just take the cake. @realDailyWire #raisinghimright

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When you ask someone if they have fun weekend plans and they respond with, “I’m going to a funeral.” 😳

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Listening to Kids Bop and realizing that 11 year olds have a brighter future than I do.

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Hey @Delta this is yucky. Like super yucky. DL301 #delayedflight #nowthis

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Sweet, sweet victory. 🇺🇸#stillcelebrating #merica @realDailyWire @benshapiro

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Due process is a beautiful thing. 💙❤️🇺🇸 #RedTsunami2018

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Happy #NationalBoyfriendDay to my beer. #beerisbetterthanboys 🍺

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Fairly certain I broke my toe playing Laser tag with a bunch of 30-year-olds last night. #wheredidmyyouthgo

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Gets moscow mule, takes drink, announces to restaurant, “My hand smells like pennies.” #canttakemeanywhere

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Twitter reboot 2018. Things I learned going through my past tweets: I was annoying. Strong chance that hasn’t changed.

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Plans for tonight:
1. Find the cricket in the basement.
2. Murder it and its family.

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I went to Walmart at midnight to buy a water bottle. I ended up buying steak and bananas. #waitwhat #ishouldbesleeping

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I don't think I remember how to not be in a car. #whatisreallife #thisismylifenow #theneverendingdrive

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As the drive time dwindles down, the sadness level raises. #theneverendingdrive

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@MyLittleMan812 #dontgiveafuck #thatsminenow

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12....maybe 13 @MyLittleMan812

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Is isolation an option?

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I'm sending myself to bed right now. I'm crabby. #napsfixeverything