Sarah Morgus

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

Don’t be rude!

[Steve-O @steveo]

That time I got arrested for unintentionally shutting down Hollywood while protesting SeaWorld...

[KG @Kgray0121]

High school was supposed to prepare us for college? Then how come i learned 4 years MLA format and now all my essays are APA????????

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2018

[Alex Dransfeldt @alexdransfeldt]

It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this

[Kody @LamboKody]

What my phone sees when I get a notification https://t.co/3H8vS9idlf

[POBRECITA🥀 @d33pthot]

i freakin luv virgo women they’re so effortlessly beautiful with a twisted sense of humor and can be COLD hearted while at the same time putting everyone else before themselves gawd if you’re a virgo queen and you see this just know i see you

[Kody @LamboKody]

When you ask her if she wants to go to target

[socially and emotionally distant @therealEmCap]

Keke do you love me? are you

pregant?
pragnent?
pargant?
gregnant?
pegnate?? Help!?
pegrent?
pregegnant?
pregonate?
prengan?
prregnant????
can u get pregante...?
pergert?
will my get pragnan?
if a women has starch masks

[alexis @alexismayse]

u know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it out loud & not a single person laughs ya that shit hurts

[Krist{u} @Krista_santa]

so i work at a nail salon and today a man called to make an appointment for his girlfriend. when he told me the date he informed me that he was going to propose to her that day and wanted her to have her nails done. I expect nothing less from my future husband.

[maddy b @maddy_beasley]

RT if you tell your pets bye when you leave the house

[Ryan Sesselman @RyanSesselman]

She’s tough. But she’s worth it

[K (Skubal Trade Block) @k_walnation3]

Friend 1: It’s Yanny.

Friend 2: It’s Laurel.

Me: