Sarah

Your own personal Jesus.
Definitely not a woman of God.
It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times.
MUFC 🔴⚪⚫
#ActuallyAutistic

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

I don’t particularly want to see Matt LeTissier.

I absolutely don’t want to see his daughter in law inexplicably bouncing in her seat. I don’t understand why she’s doing so, and I don’t want to find out.

Stop it.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@Randy55765475 @CansAndBansV10 I feel like you got off very lightly here.

Tory Tory Man United.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

Every single person who gets involved in this combined teams bollocks should have their hard drive checked.

Good morning.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@dustyburners @MrJamesMahon @jambo__fett And doubled down with some quite extraordinary whataboutery. I saw it this morning but I was rushing to work.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@KovarSZN @laurennnn0607 You have Pogba in your name. Bolt.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@KovarSZN @laurennnn0607 I’ve rejected better than you without blinking, you odd little creature. You proving you’re one of ‘them’ explains why you don’t understand it though.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@KovarSZN @laurennnn0607 Tell me you know nothing about men without telling me. They hate her because she’s either rejected them or they know she would. It happens all the time.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@Redamy7 @laurennnn0607 @BashyMc1 Reported both videos for targeted harassment and I would recommend you ask your followers to do the same.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@queue_tip @jabbathesutt @CansAndBansV10 @laurennnn0607 Reported this and today’s video for targeted harassment.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@darren238466469 You’re the wrong un, you fucking creep.

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Feel like everyone is forgetting him meeting Nelson Mandela during his cornrows era

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@Secret_Junkyard @Baldulent @Healosh To expect post-goal energy for 90-100 minutes is crackers. We definitely used to be more enthusiastic though. At least at kick off. It’s been drained out of us a bit lately, as I’m sure you understand.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@Randy55765475 @PintMerchants @hamezhill I’d have loved Fred West to lay my patio, the man was an artist.

I’d have had to keep an eye on him of course as he struck me as the type to skimp on materials, or use substandard foundations…

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@Healosh I celebrated wildly and I make no apologies for it, my left shin has a seat shaped bruise right across the front of it. We always struggle to break down sides who go ahead and then park it and to do so in such dramatic fashion 💉💉💉

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

Harry Maguire had a decent game btw. We’re all fast enough to throw disparaging remarks out when he has earned them, but he did very well yesterday for me.

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@CansAndBansV10

[SW @SW689908]

“ it was only Brentford, so over the top celebrations”

Look knobhead, if you can’t enjoy moments like that & be made up for the likes of Mctominay coming on and doing that, football and this club particularly ain’t for you

🚮

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

@queue_tip It truly is, thank you. Hope things are better with you now ❤️

[Sarah @Sarah_UTFR]

Smashed and grabbed three points and heading back to leafy Chester ASAP, because it appears to be “bring your skank to the match” day at OT.

At least the Victoria’s Secret spray fumes dulled the first half pain.