Sarah Watford

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

I may not be the cutest but I am the cooliest so

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

I make almost double the minimum wage why the fuck can’t I afford anything ??

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

@Rachel_Thieman Praying for you

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Today is sponsored by marijuana

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What do I gotta do to get @BuschBeer to keep the apples

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Lol at me for having to fire a customer today. Please be kind to anyone you come into contact with!!

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

My smoke sesh just turned into $30 at Taco Bell

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

Living the American dream with $25 in my bank account

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Y’all know what this country is lacking?? Common sense :/

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In your face amber

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I’m just a cold brew kinda gal

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

@Rachel_Thieman Ok fine

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

McDonald’s gave me Diet Coke instead of regular rip

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@pulte It’s my 25th birthday!!

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

Guys it’s my bday can someone plz Venmo me $1000

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Yup

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In my Ellie Sattler era

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Instead of getting presents for my bday can y’all just pay some of my bills??

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Why the fork does my phone autocorrect “good” to “hood” almost every time???

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My toxic trait is that I think everyone is mad at me

[Sarah Watford @Sarah_Watfordd]

Shouts to the lady who paid for my coffee I love you