Sarah Koning

I see dead people

[Sarah Koning @Sarah_koning_]

I would like to thank my eyebrows for being the only that turned out well for me today

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Yea I have bad posture yea I look like Nostradamus yea I look like the earliest version of the human being yea I hunch over like I’m picking up a piece of paper at all times but don’t make fun of me for it

[Sarah Koning @Sarah_koning_]

@memesiwish @TheGraceMartin is this us??

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

me @ my own errands I need to run

[SZA @sza]

If I hang out around enuff ppl in happy relationships maybe I’ll find one or walk into the ocean I dunno .

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

sorry I’m late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks

[Sarah Koning @Sarah_koning_]

@TheGraceMartin

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

my “hot girl” summer quickly turned into “no energy to do anything after working 9-5” summer

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

i am not trying to seduce you, i just have almond shaped eyes and low energy.

[Sarah Koning @Sarah_koning_]

Shoutout to my body for deciding 26 is the year it starts to reject dairy

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

sorry I can’t hang I have to Sit In The House and Feel Weird

[Ben @perma___ben]

The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully

[SZA @sza]

I have way too much anxiety to be outside . I’m begging u not to invite me to shit .

[Sarah Koning @Sarah_koning_]

@torideur1224 Guess it’s just me 😅

[Sarah Koning @Sarah_koning_]

Do you ever just forget what to do with your hands at a red light