Sarah Dickey

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I love loverboys. Top tier. Rest of you should be in the zoo

[Sarah Dickey @Sarahbella128]

If I hear one more person refer to Alzheimer’s as Altimer’s, I’m throwing hands.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

“Hes my rock” yeah tied to your feet and dropped into the ocean

[ꨄ︎ Dr. Princess ꨄ︎ @PinKIYSensei]

When I was younger, I thought I needed a partner as deep as me… oceanic… endless. Now I know my spirit thrives w/ someone who can hold my waters, NOT mirror them. My depth doesn’t need a twin tide; it needs a steady shore.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dating younger or older men won't make a difference, they're all stupid

[ube @miiabrooklyn]

get these lustful demons tf away from me,
i want a husband.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

i hope every “i don’t ask for much” girl finds her “i already did it without you asking” man

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

what a woman becomes in your presence is the most honest feedback you’ll ever receive about the man you really are.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

The father, the son and da Bears, amiright?

[SAG AF! @andimlaylay]

im the sleepiest bitch ever . i always needa nap.

[still. @_vicdagoat]

being an adult is just locking in, doing laundry, wiping down the counters, and figuring out what the fuck to eat on a loop.

[ღ @stfnigg]

My age is news to me every single time I remember