Sarah

vibing off the power of prayer

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

Only the good Lord truly understands how much I love my crocs

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

Guys from Boston will say stuff like "That is Looney Tunes" when describing something they like.

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

Joined Twitter 15 years ago. Do I get sent a colostomy bag or something?

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

Video for reference https://t.co/dWvfXzAQPi

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

Being married is great in the sense that my husband was watching a video I saved for him, it was of a woman who shows her pet frog different self made pieces of art and motivational posters. She was exchanging them and this frog is just 🐸 at the old ones and she's talking about

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

how she's feeling bad to exchange for the 2 new pieces she made cuz the frog seemed to be enjoying it so much. And my husband is like, "Frogs are so stupid, this frog probably has no idea what's going on. Frogs are one of the dumbest species." & now I have to compete with frogs.

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

There's hope ...death will be coming

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

@ML_Philosophy My will to die

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

@ML_Philosophy My will to die

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

What gives me hope for humanity is animality.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You know how drunk you have to be for your own livestock to say “nah that’s enough, let’s go home” 😭😭

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

@GavinNewsom @KidRock Ew wtf is going on? I was gone for like 3 seconds

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

This era is so cringe. What is Billy Bob Thornton doing on T-Mobile commercials? #youwontbelievewhereiam #thecringiestera

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

Guys from Boston will say stuff like "That is Looney Tunes" when describing something they like.

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

I'm so sorry but no man that puts his hair in a bun can be taken seriously.

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

@dsterling8490 @nookyelur @AlanHanley74497 **tried to justify murdering babies**

"WhY dOeSn'T aNyOnE LikE uS?"😭

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

the President of the United States, everyone

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

They accidentally interviewed the kid who will *not* have his consent manufactured

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

My husband doesn't see that this is Karl Marx dressed up as Shrek.

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

I have to try on barrel pants at some point? I hate it here

[Sarah @Sarahblahbla]

To the Elder Gay at the Benjamin Moore store who helped me pick colors and design choices for my new apt- Bless you, my husband is incredibly relieved, I'm so sorry I interrupted your phone call 🫶