SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃

🍍belongs on 🍕 I lug firewood, chop it, deliver it, but no one trusts me with a chainsaw 🪚

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

Free marriage tip: don’t ask your wife what time dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn. 😏

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

Hey 👋
Just me saying "Hi"
And hope everyone is well

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques Pretty shit .... but im a survivor

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques Halloween. ..
There's a bit where he takes the car keys from under the toilet door and leaves.

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To this day I will check every toilet door and then pee in the first dunny

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

With the Great Western highway being shut it has really effected the clients that I meet on the side of the road in my glad wrap body suit and kmart stilettos.... how am I supposed to buy petrol ?

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques Where ever it is.... it definitely isn't here

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

My sister wants me to go to Bali next year with her.
Apparently bali is like it has been today.....HOTTER THAN SATANS BALL BAGS.
I don't wanna do it.

I'm sweating in places that shouldn't sweat.

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

What ever happened to a $30 bunch of flowers? Delivered. And wouldn't cost any more than 50 bucks

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

Her name was Matilda, she was only 10 .... may her beautiful soul rest in peace.

#bondiattack #bondibeach #Australia

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques What ever purpose it is I'd like to know.

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques They are there.
There's too much technology these days to deny it.
Back in the 80s 90s no one had a phone to record it all.
Now everyone does.

But all of a sudden AI has taken over

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques Gone. ?
After I'm gone?

Chances are I'll go mental first.

Tbh I don't think anyone will remember me

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

Go Madge ! 😁 #NRLGrandFinalDay

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques Watching from a distance to see when the posties were coming. So I layed in the middle of street pretending I was dead with red paint all around me.

Poor Kathy stopped the car and came out screaming then once she seen me laughing she kicked me hahahhahha

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques Yeh but there is noises out there.

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@david19792010 @kelly_ques Have you heard it?
It's catchy as

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@LangmanVince Start with his pinky toe .... rip his nail out. And do the next 9. Same goes with his fingers. Then cut each to every knuckle. Brand him 10x with the initial CK ...... then cut off his nipples. Tazer his ballbags. Hammer dowels up his nose and a stake through his ear

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques I wanna know who thought about frying an egg?

[SaRah 🇦🇺 🥃 @Sarahboppitybop]

@kelly_ques At this point in time. My neighbour. And about 20 mins ago I told him I'd cut all his fingers and toes off if I heard his stupid stereo again. He has a subwoofer stereo and today the 68yr old f.cked with my mental compasity to its final stance.