David St.George

Rugby league , NFL. Boxing, Space .

Matthew Riley/ Clive Cussler, Lee Child, James Patterson Tom Clancy ,D.Baldacci, Michael Connelly.
like a joke. 🐕

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

This is so funny😂

[diane mckenzie @dianemc34717099]

Oh My God...........🤭😆😆

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ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST
Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by children. They have not been retouched nor corrected, all incorrect spelling has been left in).
In the first book of the bible, Guinness’s. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
Adam and Eve were created from an Apple tree.
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears.
Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles
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Moses led the Jews to the Red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert, Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada .. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
The greates miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in bibical times.
Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 16 wives and 17 porcupines.
When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone.
It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
The epistels were the wives of the apostals.
One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marraige.
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

[David St.George @david19792010]

@bunnies1509 @Si64si @MaryanneMancuso 😁😁

[David St.George @david19792010]

@Rub_myfeet I come there every day 😀😀

[David St.George @david19792010]

@Si64si @simongue6 He had a lot of jobs 😀😀😳

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Get ready for a jaw-dropping cosmic spectacle! On July 17th, the sky is set to deliver one of the most stunning planetary parades of the decade. Six planets will line up in a breathtaking arc, creating a rare "planet parade" you'll remember for years.What you can see:Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Saturn — shining bright and visible to the naked eye from almost anywhere with a clear view.
Uranus and Neptune — trickier, but possible with the naked eye from truly dark skies (binoculars or a small telescope will make them pop).

This isn't just any alignment — it's a spectacular lineup along the ecliptic, like nature's own cosmic highway lighting up the twilight. Mark your calendars now, set a reminder, and find a spot away from city lights for the best show. Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime sky event. Look up on July 17th — the universe is putting on a performance! (Pro tip: Check local weather and rise/set times for your area. Even a few days around the date should offer great views!)

[Arattai Darbar🔥🧊 @Arattai_darbar]

Ball hits Drone 😱 and Crashed #INDvsAFG Test Match

Art - Drone
Artist - Rishabh Pant

[David St.George @david19792010]

@Jove_Spam @Rub_myfeet Works for me 😀

[David St.George @david19792010]

@Eden_Richards 11 in a row MUST be preserved 😀

[David St.George @david19792010]

@Jove_Spam did you make this mistake 😳 😳😳😳😀🙂🤔

[David St.George @david19792010]

@deeplongstop Unfortunately can't see Saints not coming last 😕 😪

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

If you think things couldn't get any worse over the horrific murder of Henry Nowak.

It's now been revealed that Hampshire police were going to release a statement warning the public not to talk about it online and paint Henry as the aggressor before Digwa's trial!

[David St.George @david19792010]

@Rub_myfeet Yes hope you like it 😊

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

82 years ago Today, the largest amphibious invasion in history began along the coast of Normandy, known as D-Day.

Real footage in color.

[David St.George @david19792010]

@Rub_myfeet are you still hungry 😋 😳😳😳

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Worth the read! 🤣😂

A man known locally as "Hushpuppy Hank" was arrested Tuesday night after allegedly refusing to leave Captain King's Seafood City for nearly eleven hours, insisting he had not yet reached what he described as "optimal buffet performance."

According to restaurant employees, 44-year-old Hank "Hushpuppy Hank" Williams arrived shortly after noon carrying a notebook, two pens, and the confidence of a man who had absolutely no plans for the remainder of the day.

Staff say he purchased a buffet ticket at 12:07 PM and immediately began what witnesses later described as "an endurance event disguised as lunch."

Employees became concerned when Hank started referring to each trip to the buffet as a "round."

"He kept announcing things like, 'Round Seven is underway,'" said one customer. "At first we thought he was joking. By Round Fifteen, nobody was laughing."

Witnesses claim Hank spent the afternoon rotating between the crab legs, fried catfish, popcorn shrimp, and dessert stations while taking strategic hydration breaks and occasionally pacing the dining room to "increase storage capacity."

Several customers reported seeing him ranking menu items in a notebook.

The hushpuppies reportedly received a perfect score and were later described by Hank as "the Michael Jordan of side dishes."

At approximately 6:45 PM, employees say Hank informed nearby diners that he was entering what he called "The Championship Rounds."

By 8:00 PM, staff noticed he had become emotionally attached to a section of the buffet and was referring to it as "my territory."

When management announced the restaurant would be closing, witnesses say Hank looked genuinely confused.

"He asked if the restaurant was closing permanently or just for the evening," said one manager.

After learning it was the latter, Hank allegedly requested permission to remain overnight and promised to "stay out of everybody's way."

Management declined.

Police were called after multiple requests for him to leave were ignored.

According to officers, Hank argued that an all-you-can-eat buffet should remain open until customers voluntarily admit defeat.

"He told us he was pacing himself," one officer reported. "Then he asked if we had any idea how many shrimp were left."

As officers escorted him from the restaurant, Hank reportedly turned toward the buffet, placed his hand over his heart, and delivered one final statement.

"Eleven hours isn't overeating," he said.

"It's commitment."

Captain King's Seafood City reopened Wednesday morning after employees completed what management described as "an extensive emotional recovery process."

Cliff Messer

[World and Science @WorldAndScience]

A Planet With Strange Clouds Is Helping Astronomers See More Clearly: https://t.co/F6KiRjv94L

[Voices of WW2 @VoicesofWW2]

They called them flying coffins. The men who volunteered to fly them knew exactly why.

The Allied gliders of D-Day were made of fabric stretched over a frame of wood and metal tubing. They had no engine. No armor. No weapons. No parachutes for the men inside. They were towed to France at 130 mph on the end of a 300-foot nylon rope attached to a C-47, and when the rope was cut, there was one chance to land.

One. No go-arounds. No second approach. Whatever was below you was where you were going.

What was below them was Normandy at night.

The Germans had spent weeks preparing. Under orders from Field Marshal Rommel, they had driven wooden stakes into every open field in the region, angled to impale gliders on landing. The French called them Rommelspargel. Rommel's asparagus. Thousands of poles, many with mines or artillery shells wired to the tips, packed into every field large enough to land on.

What the glider pilots had not been properly told was the scale of the Norman hedgerows. The bocage. These were not English garden hedges. They were ancient earthen walls, some dating back centuries, topped with dense root systems and trees, rising 50 feet in places, bordering fields barely 200 yards long. A Horsa glider coming in at 100 mph hitting a hedgerow did not survive it. Neither did most people inside.

Some fields were flooded. Some were mined. Many were both.

517 gliders went into Normandy. 97 percent were abandoned in the field by the end of the operation. Most were destroyed.

General Don Pratt, assistant commander of the 101st Airborne, was in the first glider wave. His pilot managed to find a field near Hiesville and brought the glider down. It slid across the wet grass without slowing and hit a hedgerow at speed. The co-pilot died instantly. The pilot, Lieutenant Colonel Mike Murphy, broke both legs. General Pratt suffered a broken neck. He became the first American general to die in the Battle of Normandy. His glider had landed in one piece.

Sergeant Eric Wilson's glider did not. It hit a building at high speed. Both of Wilson's legs were broken. He was trapped inside the wreckage, unable to move, in enemy-held Normandy, for two and a half days before anyone reached him.

Lieutenant Den Brotheridge had come in earlier than anyone, in the first glider to land in France, the silent coup de main assault on Pegasus Bridge just after midnight. His glider stopped 47 yards from its target. He led his men out at a run, reached the bridge, and was shot. He died within minutes, the first Allied soldier killed by enemy fire on D-Day.

The men who survived the landing did not get to stop. Glider pilots were not assigned to combat units. Once down, they were expected to fight as infantry, dig foxholes, guard prisoners, carry ammunition, do whatever was needed. Most of them had trained to fly, not to fight on the ground behind enemy lines in the dark.

They did it anyway.

Of the 517 gliders that went in, 222 were Horsa gliders. Most were destroyed either on landing or by German fire in the hours that followed. The Waco CG-4As fared slightly better but 97 percent of all gliders from the entire operation were eventually abandoned in Norman fields, broken and empty.

The men who flew them were not pilots in the traditional sense. They were soldiers who had been given just enough training to put an unarmed, engineless box of fabric and wood into a dark foreign field at 100 mph, full of men and equipment, with one attempt and no margin for error.

Many of them got it exactly right.

Many of them did not come home.

Today is June 6th.

Remember them too.

[David St.George @david19792010]

@Si64si @simongue6 @Rub_myfeet Just from Rooster 🐓 I'm coming last so in no position

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Vincent Price and Kermit the Vamp on “The Muppet Show,” 1977