Sarah Foster

Me, Myself and I. Ye

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

I don't get how these ones who don't work seem to have a great old life meanwhile I work and I'm broke

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

3-0

[Boring Brothers @boringkearney]

Could whoevers turn it is to cause an accident on the M50 this evening hold off until after 5pm thanks

[Boring Brothers @boringkearney]

Daniel O Donnell is not a registered gas installer, please re-tweet to raise awareness

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

Who knew chewing with your mouth closed was such a difficult concept

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

It's crazy how after 20 or more years in existence and the capability of getting into college that some people can't even blow their noses

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

Has the world gone mad

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

Like honestly how much does one country have to go through #PrayForNice

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

Anyone else feel personally victimised by this snapchat update

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

Adam and Behati are goalz

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

And yet Im still there confused as ever

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

I always type "for dummies" after I google something intellectual

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

Tina Turner wins in the game of life

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

My brother can walk around in his boxers the whole time but if I dare even show my shoulders they break out in the rosary

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

@busssitWIDEopen Not by God but by my bank balance 😔

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

@busssitWIDEopen afraid not 🙈 Im on a drinking ban!! Are you?

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

@busssitWIDEopen You're mad!! Don't do it.... Haha not a chance😂

[Sarah Foster @SarahhFos]

@busssitWIDEopen What???????