Sarah

Tarleton State Alumni | Nurse | Dallas

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

Clinical psych rotations has me questioning what time of day it is with these lack of windows. 🤔😵

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

@courthathorne I learned the hard way lol

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

@courthathorne Sometimes places will price match with their Groupon bc they lose money so it’s worth calling before!

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

Eating lunch at whataburger by myself before class, it’s packed, and I am the only female eating here 😂

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

After puppy-sitting, it’s safe to say puppy fever is gone and I won’t be getting one for a looong time... I just wanna clone Thor, he’s perfect.

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

Middle school? Shit, we were doing that in 4th grade. https://t.co/ahRdoLwtpy

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

I wish it was winter so the drinks you leave in the car stay cold

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

Tis the season to curling your hair only to have it fall as soon as you step outside.

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

Walked into Neiman’s to buy new Tory’s (bc mine got chewed) and never felt so uncomfortable shopping in my life. @Nordstrom all the way & forever my bae.

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

At a Styx concert and this is the best people watching I’ve ever experienced.

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

Dog I’m watching chewed BOTH pairs of my Tory sandals. Never hated an animal so much in my life. Now accepting donations. 😑😤

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

Thought I was the only one... https://t.co/ENpX3PiLWm

[mal @mal__jones]

IT IS A THING FOR GUYS TO HAVE “HOT HANDS”

[meg @mmmobrie]

Turns out the cream I’ve been putting in my coffee each morning that I brought home from Africa has an alcohol content of 17% .. no wonder I’ve been having such great days lately

[How to be a Redhead® @HowToBeARedhead]

The #REDHEADEMOJI IS SAID TO RELEASE TOMORROW!!! https://t.co/UqI5oOiFiG

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

Lmao me https://t.co/PDZCxogIR5

[BIG ROI @forever_roiyl]

y’all.. my coworker and i were causally talking while closing and then all of a sudden she’s like “i gotta tell you something that i don’t usually tell employers cause i feel like they won’t hire me” so i’m like “lmao what” (mind y’all we just met today)

[Sarah @SarahhMueller]

I could literally eat Taco Bell everyday... so gross but so good

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

...and probably for the rest of eternity.