Sarah

but i have promises to keep and miles to go before i sleep

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

@trinawatters @shitautumnsez 💀

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

@shitautumnsez @uspellCoUrTNey Often enough that we probably should have learned a lesson or two 🤗

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

@shitautumnsez Drive? At night? Hm I don’t think so

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

What age is it when your friends start posting more things before 7am than after 7pm? #whatsmyageagain

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

@shitautumnsez @Dongoevsky @snitchery Revising now

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

So ready for the “I Wanna Marry Harry” spin-off where a bunch of girls think they’re going on dates and hopefully end up engaged to Bill Gates but it’s just a regular old Bill 💕 #billgatesdivorce

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

@shitautumnsez I’m my least favorite coworker

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

Looking at my calendar for tomorrow like “who tf scheduled all these meetings on my mf birthday? 😡🤬” And then realizing it’s me, I did that 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

@viallnicholas28 Omg are you rewatching The Hills too?!?

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

St. Patrick’s Day, a family fav, will forevermore be a kinda weird day. Last year, this was the last day I spent with my family for months, we def weren’t taking the possibilities of Covid seriously. We actually argued whether 2 WEEKS was a reasonable time to shut down. #COVID19

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

@BrennaLohmann13 Luke and I always listen on the way to his soccer games 💪🏼

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

Maybe I’ve just seen one too many horror movies but I would NEVER trust a note left under my door saying “you deserve answers. Meet me at the lake.” NOPE NOPE NOPEEEE #TheBachelor

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

Marketing team: “so we’ve got an abundance of all these pear-shaped rings, they’re just not selling, anyone have any ideas?”
Neil Lane: “I got this” 👌🏼
#TheBachelor

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

EVERYtime I start a new reality show, which is way too often tbh, Derek always finds a way to spoil it. He’s all “oh is this before they broke up/got pregnant/went to jail?” Well now I know how this whole season’s main plot plays out THANKS SO MUCH

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

Ah yes, the beard of a recently single man rears its furry lil head #TheBachelorABC #WomenTellAll

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

Just started season 6 of #SouthernCharm and OMFG I sincerely wish I was watching these live for the tweets. New girl Madison hates sea turtles then taped Austin having a threesome and Craig hired someone to nag him to return emails and fill out taxes... Wtf is even happening?!?

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

@ReptarOnIce The last rose is usually picked by the producers so I personally believe that they’re more worried about their IG ratings than the rose itself 🙊🙃

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

Ok am I the only one that’s certain Snape was hooking up with Narcissa lowkey while her husband was in jail?!
#HarryPotter

[Sarah @Sarahtonergic]

WOAH Matt just closed his eyes to kiss Michelle this is it you guys #TheBachelor

[Bachelor bruh @Bachelorbruh1]

A gentle reminder to everyone in bachelor nation

#TheBachelor