One of the things Iโm most looking forward to when I eventually get the keys to my new first-floor flat is the lack of giant spiders that will crawl through my windows from the roof
Once again astounded by the revelation on my Spotify Wrapped that Iโve listened to 485 different artists this year, given that I seem to spend most of my time playing the same 5 songs on repeat
Absolute rollercoaster of emotions trying to order takeaway from Haveli. Eagerly looking forward to eating curry all day. Crushing disappointment when I saw they donโt do my favourite curry anymore. Excitement to try a new curry. Outrage when it now costs ยฃ4 more than it used to
Happy to report that the fan I bought at the end of last yearโs mini heatwave is finally turning out to be one of the greatest investments Iโve ever made in my life #winning
So, just to clarify, Iโm ok to completely ignore the Test and Trace app thatโs told me to self isolate for 7 days. I mean, Boris is ignoring it, so it must be fine ๐ #oneruleforthem
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The pricing points of products in little supermarkets be like โhere, have this gigantic bag of bean sprouts for a mere 20pโ whilst at the same time being like โhere, have these two tiny slices of cheesecake for a whole ยฃ5.50โ
I learnt today that humans have an inbuilt mechanism for regulating a sleep/wake cycle, so that even if we had no way of telling what time of day it was, weโd still sleep and wake at about the same time each day. Mine appears to be broken as Iโve become almost nocturnal over Xmas