🌸Sarah🌸

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

I like long romantic walks down every isle at target.

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

You guys know refried beans? Why were they fried twice?

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

@MrMatthew_CFB If he called a fair catch then WHY did as soon as he caught it the Minnesota player try to tackle?! Literally no player on the field thought he called a fair catch. Such bullshit. And of course then there was no call for a hit since it was a “fair catch”… 🙄

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

Watching Iowa’s offense vs watching Iowa’s defense… @HawkeyeFootball

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Sam @samuel_lanier]

I hope the vaccine is a gummy

[Alabassis⏳ @afrantzen815]

I wish you could reply to reviews to tell people to shut the fuck up

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

I was dipping my potato chips in my baked beans and David goes, “wow... that’s the Midwest’s chips and salsa.” 😂

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

Happy Easter from our little bunny boys! 💕🐇 #dogsoftwitter

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

@afrantzen815 Hahaha I was really tired last night and I told David someone should invent reusable toilet paper and he was like “what? Ew?!” 😅😂

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

I wear lingerie with Christmas socks and I feel like someone needs to write a country song about that. 😅😂

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

what are some fun hobbies aside from eating ????????????

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

@ChrisRandone @hannahbrown @tiarachel91 @KendallPatrice @TayshiaAdams WAIT KENDALL AND JOE BROKE UP?!?!?!?!??!?!?!! NOOOOO! :(

But I wish them both nothing but endless love and happiness and hope they find that!! Beautiful people.

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

Unpopular opinion: Frozen would be nothing without Olaf.

[michelle @passwavee]

i am MELTING

[very normal guy @yakubsgift]

Me listening to Kanye today

[🌸Sarah🌸 @SaraphinaMarie]

KANYE’S GOSPEL ALBUM IS STRAIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[trish @ultragloss]

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

5 things I want in life:
1. A dog.
2. Another dog.
3. A big house for my dogs.
4. Parks to walk my dogs.
5. A partner who loves dogs.