Put a bunch of ER docs in congress. I can’t think of a group better able to wheedle, beg, convince, threaten, manipulate, and occasionally gaslight reluctant colleagues into doing their jobs. Every session will be short because we got bored. Everybody wins.
In this simple 🧵:
I will do my best to inflict damage on a standard 0.032" central line wire by using the #11 scalpel blade that comes with the kit.
There is one minor bit of clinical relevance to this, and it is somewhat counterintuitive...
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The pleura dont wiggle wiggle, it glides
I like the way mmode jiggle jiggles, seashore
Sonosite aint GE shit, you really gotta see it
Laptop style its a compact
No slack but luckily the screen flips back
I've got a knack to relax, all told
Sipping some red red bull…
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