Carlos Whitebody

Quirky, middle-aged girl dad who enjoys sarcasm and opinions.

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@OjoreSani $100 for "MUFF DIVE" but $150 for "ALL NIGHT?"

Docter Dan did not enjoy muff.

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@MollyJongFast @ScottPelley That is the exact attitude people hate.

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@FredKatz Is this how you asked your question?

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@LegionHoops @NBA__Courtside

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@KFILE Credible is subjective.

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@HaterReport @NBA__Courtside The Spurs just won game 7 on the road against the defending champs.

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@unusual_whales This dude really doesn't like Nvidia.

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@Ky1eLong No sir. We just expect any QB on the cover of Madden to not have the worst completion percentage in the league.

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@MySportsUpdate @newheightshow In the immortal words of Mr. Spock...

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@HunterBiden Your mother could've faded quietly from the spotlight and never addressed this again, but she opted for a book tour. As such, she brought this criticism upon herself.

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@MarkRuffalo We're not Israel and our military is not led by Israel.

Otherwise, great post.

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@BenMullin In combat
In combat
In the war zone
Risking my life

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@unusual_whales Equity without investment or risk.

And the public would not have an ownership stake anyway. You don't own something if you can't sell or leverage your asset.

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@VigilantFox Jerry should take a break from media for a while.

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@AdamSchefter I miss the days when you had to actually accomplish something to get a Madden cover.

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@cljack One visible nipple would suffice.

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@TheCinesthetic No, it's appropriately hated.

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@TMZ @jacob_wass Poorly written post.

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@nick_underhill Yes.

He can single-handedly win a game and would significantly help our questionable secondary.

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