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@egdeaile_writer @Apple @Apple is a cult 🤪 and I refuse to participate in their non-thinking movement. Run while there's still time... 💯

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@egdeaile_writer Surely someone has brought up the obvious innuendo-esque issues with that app's name 🤷‍♀️. Lovely alien btw 👌👽

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@MrScribblers @Walmart 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ As stated in my letter which of course got quickly buried...

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@MorissaSchwartz @jjs304712912 Real or staged, I've seen enough real mind-numbing stupidity in my lifetime to believe that certain acts of blatant stupidity should be considered a crime against humanity. But then again, the American court system is already overwhelmed so... fml 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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@prattprattpratt Dammit you already picked Burt, who is clearly the man for every job...😎👌💯😁

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@iamdanlevey So... poor quality material and the wrong size. Ironically very fitting...🤷‍♀️😜

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@iamdanlevey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@CraigRozniecki There'd be way less abortions if all these crusty old rich white dudes would finally accept that we're not walking Easy Bake Ovens, some of us actively choose to not bear children & would really appreciate being allowed to use our healthcare for tubal ligation #mybodyisntyouroven

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@NattyCakes13_ That's exactly how I read it...💨

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@celinedion Happiest of birthdays @celinedion!!! Getting to see you live in concert in Las Vegas was one of the best days of my life and the fulfillment of a dream! You continue to be a light and inspiration to me always. Sending love💝💝💝💝💝

[Celine Dion @celinedion]

Today is a special day… it’s Celine’s birthday! 🎂🎈
Join us and wish Celine a happy birthday in the comments below! ✨
Aujourd’hui est une journée spéciale…c’est l’anniversaire de Céline ! 🎂🎈
Joignez-vous à nous et partagez vos souhaits dans les commentaires !✨- Team Céline

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@justjenparis3 @CraigRozniecki @LadyLyssaCross Hey, I didn't say pleasant, I said possible. And much like why we're not yet extinct, where there's a will and a hard-on, there's a way...🤷‍♀️👍

[💙 @lotsofspots2]

@CHeijdemann @rekwob8 @TimelessSPTV @TheTimelessRoom @abigailspencer @MattLanter @malcolmbarrett @therealKripke @ShawnRyanTV @arikalisanne @hulu Come on @hulu Season 3 is up for you to grab!!! #Timeless #SaveTimeless

[#Brinola91 #SAVESUPERMANANDLOIS @brinola91]

@thebombadriana #Timeless always hurts. It was the best show ever with the best cast and the biggest mistake by @nbc. Someone needs to #SaveTimeless

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@erniejaimengway @CraigRozniecki This is my Dexter. I'm guessing he was thirsty lol...

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@1953davidm @CraigRozniecki Maybe they have some kinda steamy raw ass fetish and we shouldn't judge...🤷‍♀️

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@melissanemeth37 @CraigRozniecki I found it...

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@lichilippr @CraigRozniecki Nothing says I love you like reminding someone of their acid reflux and heavy menstruation...

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@CraigRozniecki @kinspire2 Good lord Craig, microwaved popcorn? Show a little class and at least sprinkle a little dried parsley on some microwaved ramen noodles for this lovely person...😜🍜

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@CraigRozniecki @JamesNemec Nope, sorry Craig. I'm pretty sure Honest Abe said this...🎩⚡