Sarcastic Turtles

Ayup

[World Cup Scorigami @WorldCupigami]

🏆 S C O R I G A M I 🏆

🇫🇷 France 4–6 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
3rd Place Match

THIS SCORELINE HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN 96 YEARS AND 1,067 MATCHES OF WORLD CUP HISTORY.

ADD IT TO THE BOARD.

34th unique score. Only in the World Cup.
https://t.co/zaGnN238gG

#FIFAWorldCup #FRAENG #LesBleus #ThreeLions

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🇹🇳 Sources: San Diego FC is finalizing a deal to sign Tunisia int'l winger Elias Achouri from FC Copenhagen. @Tanziloic 1st.

Achouri, 27, joins San Diego as a Designated Player.

He had 5g/7a in 2,368 mins (37 apps) last year & played in all 3 games for Tunisia at the World Cup

[Sarcastic Turtles @Sarcasm_1O1]

@joelthemenace

[Erntwon Gelaato @AntwonGelato]

I have to say this once every World Cup cycle: I do not agree with equal pay for the USWNT. I think we should pay the men's team less.

[Sarcastic Turtles @Sarcasm_1O1]

@OrtizSportsTV @squinta97 @HoustonDynamo Do you guys know around what time theyll be training at the stadium?

[fmtikkytokky 🇪🇸⚒️ @fmtikkytokky]

In another life I’m a 79 rated Lazio LM

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Leave work early, your boss doesn’t like you anyway

[Lincoln Square @LincolnSquareHQ]

Take heed.

[T @Y0itsT_]

Texans really never winning a Bowl in my lifetime dude

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

High in bass pro shops with my hands behind my back like it's the louvre

[foos @elClubLucha]

Kemonito vs Kemalito

Order vs Mischief

[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God) - Kate Bush]

[Sarcastic Turtles @Sarcasm_1O1]

@Y0itsT_ C u in the big 2026 big guy. Might be like that time the panthers pod quit and they just started winning👋👋👋

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Actives/inactives:
-- #Browns OT Jack Conklin is out.
-- #Bucs WR Emeka Egbuka is active.
-- #Packers TE Tucker Kraft is active.
-- #Vikings LT Christian Darrisaw is active.
-- #Steelers DT Derrick Harmon is making his debut.
-- #Panthers WR Xavier Legette is out.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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[Sarcastic Turtles @Sarcasm_1O1]

@GlennDavisSoc @TigresOficial @HoustonDynamo Brad Davis

[Sarcastic Turtles @Sarcasm_1O1]

@KeepingTabsPod Maybe if we were home, i think we draw or win

[Leon Lush @LeonLush]

wtf is this I’m obsessed

[Sarcastic Turtles @Sarcasm_1O1]

@RudySegura3 @BayouCitySoccer Sweeeeeet. See yall there, hope the questions aren’t too easy🤘🏽