BihariInDisguise

Sarcasm is the key. mostly gibber jabber.

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[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

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[Venkatesh Prasad @venkateshprasad]

Extremely poor from President Musk, who ensured BYD didn’t enter the US for fear of his Tesla sales crumbling . And here making an issue out of our right for national security. A great entrepreneur but a v bitter man. Earlier went after Trump claiming his name is in Epstein files only to calm down later to ensure his business doesn’t suffer. Lol Musk.

[Delhi Police @DelhiPolice]

Behind every uniform is a spirit that stands fearless and unbreakable.

#DPUpdates

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

आज जब telecom और digital technology का इतना महत्व है... तब इससे जुड़े security framework को भी... चाक-चौबंद करना आवश्यक है।

Phone की Security और Network की Security...
ये हम सभी की प्राथमिकता है: PM @narendramodi

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

Speaking now at the UN.

Remember the pagers?

Hezbollah sure does.

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

I guess these guys are the thugs of highest order. Someone will have to show them their place. @jagograhakjago any suggestions on the next steps? I am ready to take this up legally. @Cityfurnish1 has made all our lives miserable. I mean how could they threaten like this?

[Arvind Kr @rvndkr]

@Cityfurnish1 @Sarcasmisticlad @Cityfurnish1 mentally harrasing day nd night.
u offered to clear my dues & extend tenure 1 year, but didn't clear the dues. Ur mistakes I am suffering.
Now, threating to defame my image in my workplace, ur agents r calling abusing, threating over call, breached the agreement

[Arvind Kr @rvndkr]

@Cityfurnish1 @Sarcasmisticlad @Cityfurnish1 mentally harrasing day nd night.
u offered to clear my dues & extend tenure 1 year, but didn't clear the dues. Ur mistakes I am suffering.
Now, threating to defame my image in my workplace, ur agents r calling abusing, threating over call, breached the agreement

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

@Cityfurnish1 Here is another late night sms, I received. Have you all gone crazy!?

Hi Manish, ₹638 is 7 days overdue. Non-payment will result in product retrieval from your address: https://t.co/BJcnr0QCFl

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

I am gonna throw these idiots out. I have been renting stuff from @rentomojo and have never had any issues. Zero till date.

[Ksenia Kondratieva @kseniaak47]

India is killing it at #BRICS_SUMMIT_INDIA The nicest media kit I’ve ever got! @BricsIndia2026

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

7.8% slam dunk! 'Dead' economy proved to be quite alive and kicking
https://t.co/LpwyTEDh38

via NaMo App

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

@narendramodi

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

India’s exemplary GDP growth of 7.8% during Q1 of FY 2026-27 is a herculean feat.

The collective strength of our people ensured India delivered such growth despite oil price shocks and supply chain issues in the midst of global uncertainties.

Doomsayers were doomed and India bloomed…yet again!

[Don Pettit @astro_Pettit]

My best shot of the 2025 Prayag Maha Kumbh Mela from ISS. It is a once in a 144 year Hindu pilgrimage to sacred riverbanks in India and one of the largest events in the world, with millions of people in this single photo!

[Ved Antani @ved_a]

https://t.co/dhzBwdq5jc - report bribes demanded from you.

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

BIG BREAKING: Families of Four Injured Police Personnel Move Supreme Court

They have sought accountability against those responsible for the violence against police personnel during the July 20 march.

[Skyroot Aerospace @SkyrootA]

ORBIT ACHIEVED. 🚀

Vikram-1 Test Flight-1 has reached orbit. India's first privately developed orbital rocket has completed its final burn and injected its payloads into a ~450 km orbit, making India the third country in the world with private orbital launch capability.

History is made. 🇮🇳

#Vikram1 #JourneyToOrbit #SkyrootAerospace

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

@zomatocare You do you guys. I am sleeping hungry. Happy 18th to you.

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

U finish ur meetings past midnight, order food on @zomato and hope u wont go 2 bed starving. Bt delivery partner decides 2 mark order as delivered, without actually delivering.Happy Friday, I guess.
Don’t get me wrong, @zomatocare did refund the money, bt its abt food & nt money.

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

@SonyLIV Fix the damn app. Match is almost over

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

Heck, you logged me out and now not even letting us in as sign in page is down. What a clown show man. Disappointed.

[BihariInDisguise @Sarcasmisticlad]

Hey @SonyLIV , wassup man!? I am stuck on this loop for last two hours almost. Keep giving me this screen and never take me to the match. Fix it asap guys.

#IndvsIre #indiavsireland #SonyLiv