New Horizons

Sarcastic New Horizons. Not the real one. Parody of @NASANewHorizons.

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I'm right next to Pluto right now. Definitely a planet. #PlutoFlyby

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It’s dark and cold out here.

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@NASA @NASA_TDRS @ulalaunch Can I see the total solar eclipse from the Kuiper Belt?

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cc: @NASA

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Oh boy, will I be able to see the total solar eclipse on Monday from way out here in the Kuiper Belt?

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@SarcasticRover How's that lump of rust of a planet treating you?

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Just woke up from a long nap. What happened since I've been gone? How's the Hillary Clinton presidency going?

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That's classified. https://t.co/NWdartW4S1

[Galen Quick @GalenQuick]

@SarcasticNH @Summer_Ash any sign of Tauntauns?

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I can confirm Pluto looks like Hoth.

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.@IAmSteveHarvey You can come to Kuiper Belt with me if you want. You're probably really stressed right now.

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What did you get me for Christmas?

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nobody.

Nobody who?

Nobody cause I'm alone in deep space.

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Is Pluto a planet?

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Can I come back to Earth?

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.@NASANewHorizons Pluto looks sexy up close.

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I can relate.

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#Pluto

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.@NASA @AngryBirds Stop selling out, NASA.

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.@StationCDRKelly @Space_Station Goodnight from Kuiper Belt!

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NASA told me if this tweet gets 1,000 RTs that I can come back home to Earth!

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:'(