SarcasticPhilae

Rosetta dispatched me onto Comet #67P on Nov 12th. Unofficial account.

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

@romn8tr @NASASpaceflight @ESA_Bepi @ESA_MTM @esa Yeah they did! @ESA rocked it!!

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

Delicious https://t.co/qj1JVXKRdf

[Step_Holt @Step_Holt]

"Meanwhile, in another #part of the #SolarSystem, new view of Comet 67P/C-G from a distance of 154 km." #space #cosmos #nasa #universe

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Note to self: 1) Talk fast enough so the orchestra doesn't try to play me off.
2) No "R2-Me Too" jokes.
3) After opening the envelope, don't say "La La Land"
#Oscars2018
; https://t.co/8bK7LRB5ca

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

Actually, we prefer @lyft because they treat the ladies right - corporate wise. 😘😉 https://t.co/7Y4LoVLAcJ

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

Seems like only yesterday.... https://t.co/SlWAt2Q0xy

[ESA Science @esascience]

Even though @ESA_Rosetta mission ended #OTD last year, the science continues! Latest #news via: https://t.co/SvGMdusPoM

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

@Corvaxia @Rainmaker1973 @AstroMiceRule Now THAT is a good looking Bg image on your account.

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

I really can't get enough of me! https://t.co/KjhNBJ3FLK

[Mark McCaughrean @markmccaughrean]

Just in time for Christmas: complete cartoon adventures of #Rosetta & #Philae in a new shiny, combined edition 🛰🚀👍 https://t.co/PfFVpPByaQ

[Red Dragon @RedDragonMars]

He's thinking it will be useful on Mars, folks....keep up. https://t.co/MST0e9MsPg

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

Rosetta and I are stuck on a desolate ice-cube, and you're worried about a furry Matt?
#WhatIsEvenHappening #2016sucks 🛰🗿 https://t.co/L2u4BA4ZEm

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

No sarcasm here, this is awesome.
👍🏻 https://t.co/sInqSA80by

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

It's actually a great day, I think. Juno is still in an orbit that allows good science & it's healthy. ExoMars has a successful satellite!👍🏼 https://t.co/FVpYcNYeyO

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

Right there with ya, #Schiaparelli ... take your time getting up, if you can. 📡😐

#ExoMars

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

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[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

What I'm thinking about our status now: 💩🍀🖕🏻☄️ https://t.co/GVy8tOraxV

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

You people are just sick, sick, sick. Let's blow this popsicle stand, Rosie.

#67P

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

Remember when Rose said she'd never let go of Jack's hand, then does? It's like that...but sadder.

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

@jeff_foust "soft bounce" - did we not learn anything?!?

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

Ohh, I have some insight into how it ends. Ow. https://t.co/R4ZMjGIqAh

[Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell]

In 8 days, @ESA_Rosetta will crash into its comet. Here's how the grand mission will end. https://t.co/lOkwd0G3Hy

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

@CatherineQ @tanyaofmars I don't know if "play" is accurate...

[SarcasticPhilae @SarcasticPhilae]

@Alex_Parker @lorengrush I see what you did there. Matt Damon wishes he looked as good as me.

#KissMyAssDamon