Sarcastic Spinster

Spinning irony while hiding from all those pesky bachelors. Follow me on Truth Social at @sarcasticspnstr

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@SickOfYallsBS Been missing my friends

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I love it when housewives who have no skills or income lecture you on responsible retirement income 😂

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Always wonder how people are surprised by divorce papers. Like your marriage sucked and now you’re “shocked”.

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Portland lol

[jenji @jenjihere]

What we’re not gonna do is have a drunken blackout debriefing the day after every STD ridden booze binge to make Catie feel better. You blacked out like always. If you’re blacking out you have a drinking problem. Stop drinking, you abusive, $2 Booze Hag.

#90dayfiance

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Having already lost two people to “turbo cancers”….this is sad.

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@CaptPiccard He’s 55 like Katie is “ocd”

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Oh Say Yes to the Dress lady…you want to control someone because of a divorce so you picked someone who is young enough to be your son. @syttd @KleinfeldBridal

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@starcasm If she was OCD, her place would be clean and she’d be reticent to swap alive with the world 😂

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Watching #90DayFiance and alcoholic, oops I mean “OCD” Catie, and seriously how desperate are these Portland dudes? @90DayFiance

[Birgitte Milling @Birgitte1234]

PFIZER HAS PUBLISHED THE LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS FROM COVID VACCINE

1) Blood clot,
2) Acute kidney injury,
3) Acute flaccid myelitis,
4) Positive anti-sperm antibodies,
5) Brainstem embolism,
6) Brainstem thrombosis,
7) Cardiac arrest (hundreds of cases),
8) Heart failure,
9) Cardiac ventricular thrombosis...
10) Cardiogenic shock,
11) Central nervous system vasculitis,
12) Neonatal death,
13) Deep vein thrombosis,
14) Brainstem encephalitis,
15) Hemorrhagic encephalitis,
16) Frontal lobe epilepsy,
17) Epileptic psychosis,
18) Facial paralysis,
19) Fetal distress syndrome,
20) Gastrointestinal amyloidosis,
21) Generalized tonic-clonic seizure,
22) Hashimoto's encephalopathy,
23) Hepatic vascular thrombosis,
24) Shingles reactivation,
25) Cancer reactivation...
26) Turbo cancers,
27) Immune-mediated hepatitis,
28) Interstitial lung disease,
29) Jugular vein embolism,
30) Juvenile myoclonic epilepsy,
31) Liver damage,
32) Low birth weight,
34) Multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children,
35) Myocarditis,
36) Neonatal seizure,
37) Pancreatitis,
38) Pneumonia,
39) Stillbirth,
40) Tachycardia,
41) Temporal lobe epilepsy,
43) Testicular autoimmunity,
44) Thrombotic stroke,
45) Type 1 diabetes mellitus,
46) Neonatal vein thrombosis,
47) Vertebral artery thrombosis,
48) Pericarditis,
49) Sudden infant death syndrome.

@vonderleyen didn’t know that 🙄
@US_FDA didn’t know that 🙄
@SSI_dk didn’t know that 🙄
@BillGates didn’t know that 🙄
@Fauci didn’t know that 🙄
@WHO didn’t plan that 🙄
@wef didn’t plan that 🙄
@fn didn’t plan that 🙄

Have stupid do you think we are ?

🇩🇰 Det Nye Folkeparti 🇩🇰

#dkpol #dkmedier @berlingske @politiken @jyllandsposten @LMSTdk @Pfzers @BenteMerrild @benediktekiaer @DanskDf1995 @KU_DK @KonservativeDK @Enhedslisten @alternativet_ @SFpolitik @tv2breaking @24NYTdk @Kentfrihedniels @DRBreaking

[Sarcastic Spinster @SarcasticSpnstr]

Oops oh well. Though all the people I know who took the jabs are now cancerous or dead.

[Dr. Dawn Michael @DawnsMission]

Cancer SCAM

Chemo is the only class of drugs in the U.S. where doctors get a cut. Estimated average oncologist makes 55% of their income on chemotherapy drugs that they sell. Now we know why they push Chemo so hard and not alternative treatments.

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

The single LARGEST vaccine–dementia study ever conducted (n=13.3 MILLION) found that adult vaccines (flu, pneumococcal, shingles, tetanus, diphtheria, pertussis) increase risk of DEMENTIA (+38%) and ALZHEIMER’S (+50%) for a DECADE.

The more doses, the higher the dementia risk.

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@VidGates @BBMagaMom It often feels like you’d get better recompense using a voodoo practitioner than trying to go the legal route 😂

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@VidGates @BBMagaMom Lawyers will only sue if the patient dies. Recently dealt with this. If the person lives, even if their life and body is ruined, the attorneys won’t take the case.

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Avoid hospitals and doctors at all costs.

[Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅 @BethanyForTruth]

🚨Surgeon turned brain surgery into her personal dance party, blasting music and twerking while the patient was under.

The patient ended up with permanent, life-ruining BRAIN DAMAGE!!

Fire her. Revoke her license. And CHARGE HER!!!

https://t.co/0EFCN5CLnv

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@CallinIt They are terrible and if you read their T&Cs the are not liable for “typos” on your return…like if they double your income “accidentally” when figuring out what you owe 🙄

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#Turbotax “experts” are a farce. Huge mistake using them. Bunch of “not my fault” idiots. No accountability or even an apology when they completely screw up.

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Erika is just gross

[Project Constitution @ProjectConstitu]

🚨 LEAKED TAPE: Erika Kirk's UNREGISTERED Meeting Triggers FORMAL Investigation and Massive LAWSUIT😱

While TPUSA was allegedly applying backroom pressure to get @ZeeToTheHill and @TheOmniLiberal CANCELED at ASU, Erika Kirk snuck onto campus to hold a secret, UNREGISTERED meeting.

Our inside sources confirm ASU is now launching a formal investigation that will lead to disciplinary action against the TPUSA chapter.

The ultimate irony? In the leaked tape below, a student asks Erika about the war with Iran—the exact issue Charlie was fighting against. Erika completely deflects and tells the chapter to focus on "freedom of speech."

You don't get to preach about "free speech" in a secret, unregistered meeting on the exact same day you allegedly get your political rivals banned from campus. The facade is crumbling. 👇

[Sarcastic Spinster @SarcasticSpnstr]

@Mr_Husky1 This happened to two other women I know. Both ended up divorced. One was smart and wouldn’t let her husband touch the money, the other one agreed to sharing and was left with nothing. Save yourself the divorce costs and run as fast as you can away from this dude.