I Am Groot

LiverpoolFC...The Mets...wouldn’t vote GQP if you paid me...pro-reproductive freedom…atheist…cat lover…dog lover…time for women to rule the world

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

Before you demand Christianity be taught in schools maybe you should demand it be taught in churches

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

New Holiday Drinking Game:

Every time Trump nods off on camera, everyone does a shot of eggnog

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

@mariashriver @ColorMeLiberal The name was established by Congress…one more illegal act by Orange Julius Caesar

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

@MeidasTouch @AnIllicitWriter Because there aren’t enough black sharpies in all of DC to redact Orange Julius Caesar’s name

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

This is the sort of stuff even a drunken frat bro would think twice about posting

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

For your Christmas wish list…

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

@ProjectLincoln He’s been drafted by the Giants

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

Please understand that Starlink is only trustworthy if you trust Elon

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

@NancyMace Epstein files…that’s the correct pronunciation I believe

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

What you’re hearing here is a preview of how these shameless suck-ups are going to defend Trump now that Epstein emails, etc, are getting out

‘What’s the big deal? It’s not like she was 5 or 8’

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

@mhdksafa @Jkineman Hello

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

@jeremynewberger @BlueIsMyC0l0r Is a pedophile…

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

One, is this really the hill Megyn Kelly wants her career to die on, arguing about the difference between a pedophile and a sexual predator?

Two, the age of consent in Florida is 18

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

@NancyMace A survivor who sides with a sexual abuser is not actually a survivor

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

WATCH — @RepHorsford: “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”

Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

First Democrat that posts this wins the primary

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: RFK Jr. has reportedly convinced Donald Trump to stop taking his congestive heart failure medicine and instead use healing crystals that realign the body’s mitochondria.

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

@JustinWolfers We’ve reached the part in ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’ where the Emperor’s supporters march through town naked

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

Apparently ‘I’m so rich that I use gold for wallpaper’ doesn’t resonate with people struggling to pay their rent

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A new poll found that 89% of Americans think Trump’s Oval Office is tacky and ugly.

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

I guess Trump finally got her on the phone

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

I AM SO SICK OF THE FAKE NEWS FOCUSING ON TRUMP AND NOT EPSTEIN VICTIMS!

Everyone knows Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar A Lago and Epstein victims have exonerated the President!

STOP GASLIGHTING AND START TELLING THE VICTIM’s STORIES!! Makes me sick. Those who abused underage girls need to see jail time - tell THAT story!

[I Am Groot @SardonicOldMan]

The real question here is how many of the people who believed there was a child sex ring operating from the basement of a pizza parlor that had no basement will believe the words of a convicted sexual predator

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

“The coverup includes the close contact with Epstein of a coterie of Trump donors and purportedly at least one cabinet member, most likely Howard Lutnick. Who was not only Epstein’s next door neighbor, thanks to a purchase brokered by Jeffrey’s brother, but a well connected Wall Street tycoon and an all-around bad actor. Lutnick swam in the same circles as the sex trafficker - it is no accident he became a chief Trump fundraiser upon the FBI’s 2019 Epstein arrest.” https://t.co/F76CxBukO2