👓 Sardonic Prof 👓

In which I snark about work and life in academia. Chronic overuser of ellipses and parentheticals. Occasional cursing. She/her.

[👓 Sardonic Prof 👓 @SardonicProf]

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[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

You're actually not a mess at all.
You're just a feeling person in a messy world.
You are exactly right to feel a lot right now.
It does not mean you're weak- it means you're strong enough to be paying attention.
Be gentle with you, please.

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Oh, look, it’s a meme

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I’m going to throw up.

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Pizza to the Polls is an awesome nonprofit that helps feed the people who have to wait in long lines for hours to vote thanks to voter suppression. Donate if you can! (And obviously vote.)

#democracyisdelicious https://t.co/UglQdR8JHw

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I'm happy to have found comfortable sweatpants, but if they could be slightly less unflattering, that'd be great. (Who decided that joggers should be the trend? I'd like to have a word with them...)

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Tweeps, any recommendations on where to shop *in person* for eyeglass cases?

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#WholeAssMood

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#JobAlert

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Imagine thinking this is valid criticism and not just your own unexamined misogyny.

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That was unexpected. (Is anyone else still wordling these days?)

Wordle 1,170 2/6

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@GhostEsq Is this an actual book club, or just an internet thing that I'm not cool enough to know about it? (I happened to have just read this book!)

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Watching an opp ad for VP Harris that calls her a “San Francisco liberal.”

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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@sensorystories_ My master skill is getting everything to fit in the fridge (after, like, a Costco run, or at Thanksgiving).

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@LizWFab Meanwhile, I thought it had more r’s and/or n’s. 😅

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I was today years old when I realized I have no idea to spell “pepperoni” after the “pepper” part. (All credit to autocorrect for spelling it correctly here, lol.) 🍕

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@ProfMoneyBags

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Why is everyone constantly attacking me??

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“I’ll catch up on everything over the summer”

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TFW the scattershot research you've done finally starts to synthesize in your brain:

[👓 Sardonic Prof 👓 @SardonicProf]

I didn't come here to be attacked like this.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“I’m sure next month will be less busy”

Next month: