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Bootin’ Boots FC Owner ~ Chicago ~ ND

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How did U2 secure the deal with Apple to get their songs preloaded on all Apple products??

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Sargento is still here, making sure my followers didn’t forget about me

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@DallasDaleMD Are the Italians there?

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Does anyone know how to get your picture on the face fountain in Chicago? This is urgent!!!

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@k1367s Nooo OMG that’s so crazy

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My girlfriend is getting highlights but she doesn’t want anyone to know #SafeCircle #SecretIsSafeWithMe

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The gatekeeping of Masters coverage by ESPN+ needs to be stopped!!!

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Does anyone have good tips on kicking an elotes addiction?

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The guys smoking cigarettes outside of the parking garage on my walk to work weren’t there today. I hope they are okay!

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@k1367s That’s it I’m telling your parents you have tattoos

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Also anyone know any tricks for when your gf takes your phone and responds to her own tweets

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@k1367s Let him retire in the countryside!

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Pet peeve: weak air dryers in the bathroom!

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Sargento has officially departed the public accounting world and starting the new year FUNemployed!

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@friendofchan is Zach Wilson fan coming back?

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Every time I come home from the holidays I eat a collective 250 tortillas worth of chips

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@k1367s No it is now a mutual drop

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Circling back I am a man of my word!

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Someone followed me on Instagram with a 3,000 follower to 200 following ratio. Will be watching like a hawk for the unfollow and will follow suit!

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My dream job is to be the person who decides when it’s time to BeReal

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Are you a Notre Dame fan? You may be entitled to damages from emotional trauma. Call @SargentoStan to get someone to support you!