Saritah

Multimedia Writer and Producer. World Traveler. Pizza Connoisseur. Lover of Puns. Frugal Fashionista.

[Jowell @jowell1]

Entonces tuve que explicarle a mi mamá que la canción se llama “Safaera” y que es nuestra única canción con mas de UN BILLÓN de reproducciones 🤣🤣🤣 Gracias a ese palazo estamos haciendo historia acá en Japón. Espero que me perdone algún día

[dee ❦ @monesaults]

Me pretending to be a make a wish kid to meet Chris Brown

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

When my mom came out of surgery after her first aneurysm she couldn’t talk, she’d just moan & cry & it was horrible for us, we didn’t know if she’d get better. On the way out from a visit, we’re all sad & silent, and my dad goes “Does she speak whale now?” Finally some laughter.

[Zito @_Zeets]

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

This will forever inexplicably be one of my comfort films.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The score, the movement, the visuals—Annihilation (2018) is absolute cinema.

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

Every day I try my hardest to not hate men, and every day I find another thing that fuels that fire.

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

Halle Berry’s ex-husband, former MLB player David Justice, says he left because he couldn’t see her as the mother of his kids:

“She don’t cook, clean, don’t really seem motherly”

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

I truly cannot understand how nepobabies continue to fail at answering this very simple question. You were born with access most people don’t!!!! Just admit it and move on!!!

[Variety @Variety]

Sam Nivola on his nepotism: "Other than my genes, I don’t think I can attribute much of my success to my parents. I feel proud that I’ve done it for myself, and sometimes in spite of them.”

“I didn’t get my dad’s agent to call up so-and-so. I did it by myself. I didn’t want to give anyone an excuse to be able to say that anything I’ve achieved has been because of anyone other than me. And I’m proud of that.”

https://t.co/fQlzZftmKH

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

YES YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Entertainment Weekly has voted "The Haunting of Hill House" as the best series in Netflix history.

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

Charlize Theron will always be Queen.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charlize Theron says those who attended Jeff Bezos’ wedding “suck” following his support for Donald Trump:

“Immigration policy has destroyed the lives of families, not criminals; women’s rights are becoming less and less every day; queer and trans lives are increasingly being erased; and gender-based violence is on the rise. This isn’t just policy, it’s personal.”

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

Sorry, this has literally always been the expectation for women? Men are finally being put up to the same standards and aren’t measuring up, plain and simple.

[Apoorva Govind @Appyg99]

Ok fuck it, I'll spill — All my friends still single in their 30s? They're hunting unicorns. Somewhere along the way, a man stopped being just a man. Now he's supposed to be your therapist, best friend, passionate lover, future father of the year, financial provider & probably a mind reader too. All wrapped up in one devastatingly handsome package.

We grew up on a steady diet of perfect men who could do it all, and now we're shocked—shocked!—to discover that actual humans come with flaws.

Men seem to get this. They prioritize & put up with a lot more shit overall. Meanwhile, women are out here with spreadsheets of required qualities, then wonder why they're perpetually disappointed.

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

Keke is literally the funniest person in any room without even trying, god I love her.

[Scott Evans @iamscottevans]

Keke was born grown

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

Meeting French people as an adult in Paris.

[stevie @adultmomband]

hey (threateningly) can I join your years old tight knit close friend group

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

This would be me for sure, go off girly, get that bag.

[New York Post @nypost]

Flier who went viral after refusing to give seat to crying child sues airline, passenger who filmed her https://t.co/NEdAz6iX8Y

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

When I was around 5 years old, I pulled on Pluto’s tail to get his attention & he turned around and wagged his finger “no” at me, and to this day I’ve never felt more ashamed than that moment. This video is painful lol

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

not mickey mouse having to teach him how to parent LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

I CAN FINALLY LISTEN TO JONI IN PEACE, BLESS UP!!!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 SZA releases extended version of ‘SOS Deluxe: LANA’ with additional songs:

• Joni (feat. Don Toliver)
• Take You Down
• Open Arms (just SZA)
• PSA

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

Listen, I was initially an Emilia Perez defender but phew, everyone has their limits and booooyyyyyyyy 😶‍🌫️

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

Happy birthday to the sexiest man that ever lived.

[izzy @cherryinterrupt]

today’s this kings 100th birthday. happy birthday paul newman there will never be another one like you.

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

When my hot colleague says that I’m a boss and we make a great team.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Vibe for 2025

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

I remember when I was in high school my dad took all three of us get this vaccine, and one of my classmate’s mom tells my him “Why would you do that to your daughters, that’s for sluts and dirty women.” My dad was aghast. Take your daughters, it could save their life.

[Scot Gov Health @scotgovhealth]

In Scotland no cervical cancer cases have been detected in fully vaccinated women since the 2008 introduction of human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccination. Public Health Minister @jenni_minto encouraged those eligible to take up the vaccination offer. See - https://t.co/euw5GXQqFm

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

I not only LOVED Emilia Perez but I also applaud Selena Gomez for doing the role knowing full well she would be criticized for her accent. They added an explanation, and she got her emotions across in language she doesn’t dominate. Maybe she won’t win awards, but she delivered.

[Saritah @SaritaPresh]

I give celebrities the benefit of the doubt specifically when it comes to press junkets. They must get asked the same questions over & over, are exhausted, go into autopilot, and suddenly you get an unexpected question & your half turned off brain responds with nonsense.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ariana Grande says she didn’t understand any part of the “holding space” moment in the viral ‘WICKED’ interview:

“I didn’t know what any part of it meant. I didn’t understand the first sentence, and then I definitely didn’t understand how Cynthia responded. And I just wanted to be there. Because I knew something big was happening, and I didn’t know how to be there… Gilchrist is also an amazing interviewer and a lovely person”

(Source: https://t.co/2PtRafE7uP)