Winn

I may be a sad bitch, but at least I’m a bad bitch

[ThePOTSPostman @ThePOTSPostman]

My doctor, a board certified neurologist with over 20 years of experience believes I need an MRI.

But Frank, from Blue Cross Blue Shield, believes otherwise.

What a joke.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

My flag is not green or red..

It's white.

I give up. 🏳️

leave me alone

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

To make it worse, that same firefighter is also a paramedic, which comes with its own trauma response such as ensuring the sleeping child is still breathing before going to bed. Thanks, Double D, for the lifetime of anxiety

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

Being raised by a firefighter has traumatized me. My house can’t be messy because it’s a fire hazard, all appliances are unplugged after use, and all the bedroom doors MUST be shut at the end of the night in case there’s a fire.

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

One of my coworkers asked if I’m pregnant so don’t mind me while I starve the next 6 months

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

CrowdStrike cybersecurity engineers right now

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

Y'all remember the panic everyone felt around the possibility of Y2K crashing all the computers? CrowdStrike remembers.

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

10 years later almost to the day; Tedd bought a second bike

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

So my parents bought a bike, and Tedd shaved his head

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

When I was a teenager I once ran over my friends foot with his own truck and I can’t stop laughing about that 15 years later

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

😭

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

@danaaaniicolee I had an MRI of my neck just to find out my brain is falling down the back of my neck so yeah, scans are cool

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

Best line I’ve ever heard in a show “I put the LOL in propranolol” I’ve been cracking up for an hour now

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

My 7 year old if someone looks at me the wrong way

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

@danaaaniicolee I can do that and I’m not in the medical program. Shoutout Maryland

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

Some of these creators of adult cartoons really need therapy

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

@noellebarretto It’s even crazier being in the Dundalk area and not seeing the bridge at every turn. I’m sitting in the parking lot of my job currently and the bridge isn’t in my sight line anymore. It was always my favorite view

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

@HeyIts_JENNY How old is your baby? I can steal one of my nieces or nephew and do a mommy walk with you!

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

While we’re on the topic of the key bridge, I’d like to circle back to that one Grays Anatomy episode where Koracick gave a description of “the key bridge in Baltimore” that didn’t match the reality of the key bridge in Baltimore and I’m still mad about that

[Winn @SarrWinnie]

@danaaaniicolee Those were the days