Sartorius Medicus

MD, PhD; Internist, Endocrinologist, Immunologist; @ucsdim @uwmedicine @ljiresearch @uniheidelberg; Tweets not medical advice. I endorse Gary Larson’s Far Side.

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Science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. [Asimov]

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It’s a wrap. Great feedback on our work in radiofrequency ablation for benign thyroid nodules. Thank you ENDO 2026. #endo2026 #thyroid #RFA

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@DrDiGiorgio @psypharmacopeia Thank you! The volume of calls, chat messages, portal messages has become unbearable and I don’t have the funds to pay all the staff I would need to attend to all of the questions.
Another issue: releasing results directly to patients. Thousands and thousands of questions arise!

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Selling GLP1 agonists as if they were vitamin gummies is an abomination.

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@DrPlantel Yes yes yes to this.
I have to report every Starbucks coffee while naturopaths are basically sales outlets for supplement manufacturers.

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@leitaomd One of the biggest charlatans out there.

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@RoldChain How can I get a copy of the temptale desktop manager? Thank you!

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@sbkaufman @kevinnbass The trauma response procrastination has a specific name: anhedonia. Everything else is either laziness or tiredness. Maybe we need to normalize being tired again. It is normal to feel tired sometimes, we don’t need a fancy term for it (and naturopathic interventions).

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@robinbaker55 @amyfaithho @sonodoc99 @TakeWeightOffMD Proven by whom?

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@DocMCohen As long as those unhinged ideas fuel into the expectations of the “crowd”, of course. Subscription science has risen to be the most dangerous enemy of science.

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@ManniMD1 @AaronGoodman33 Also: please no spep or upep for hypercalcemia workup before seeing PTH levels. How many times have I seen eldlerly patients with very mild hypercalcemia leading to every diagnostic test on Earth being ordered without any discern.

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Naturopaths have recently discovered that selling Semaglutide (from obscure sources) for cash can be quite lucrative.
How exactly is Semaglutide promoting the self-healing abilities of an individual through “natural non-toxic therapeutic methods and modalities”? @novonordiskus

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@thereal_truther @ellymelly The specialist from the Land of Oz, obviously.

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@jasminericegirl Sadness turns out to be extremely exhausting.

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@DrLeslie_MD Balancing hormones is a naturopathic code name for testosterone replacement in guys and (rarer) bioidentical estrogen/testosterone in women. “Hormone imbalance” is similar to “adrenal fatigue”, “chronic Lyme”, “SIBO”, or “chronic mold”.

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@MortytheRN Rum.

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@thereal_truther @DrAseemMalhotra His fee is actually $30000. This is very wrong.

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@stephmui Seems that the standing desk is slowly coming to fruition.

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@olsonplanner This morning :) my Sunday ride

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@jacasiegel Showing this guy the hills of Olivenhain :)