Ms. Moneybags

[Ms. Moneybags @Sarxy_]

@REDSEASHAWTY @GeminioHD

[Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis]

Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile

[Ms. Moneybags @Sarxy_]

Guess I ran out of “likes” for today.

[Ms. Moneybags @Sarxy_]

@Jocexxxlyn__ @RigaTonyBologna “No one said anything” lmao ok 😂

[Alenora @spunkyturnip]

Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you’re just some guy

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-dum-ssss.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A bossy man goes into a bar.

He orders everyone a round.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

2020 can’t end.

Because we’d be admitting 2021.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

“You know, one would have been enough.”

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.

But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

[Ms. Moneybags @Sarxy_]

I can hear a rooster crowing... it’s not even daylight yet... 😒

[Ms. Moneybags @Sarxy_]

@entanglemeant You cleaning your house? I love tidy pics. So satisfying.

[Ms. Moneybags @Sarxy_]

@GeminioHD He better answer you soon 🥺

[Ms. Moneybags @Sarxy_]

@LadyWTFx Are you related to Dr. Seuss?

[Ms. Moneybags @Sarxy_]

@sheriffali @kenolin1 The shoe fits @realDonaldTrump 💁‍♀️