SashaJBrenner

Self deprecating Jewish bird

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

Do you want to make money out of social networking?
Step 1. Go to 'settings'
Step 2. 'Deactivate your account'
Step 3. Go to fuckin work!

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

@ok_one_more @uhhhhhoksure @cslrobinson 🐟

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

@Midgetspar I just got back here! It’s sooooo weird right! 😂😂

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

@cslrobinson Oh wow!

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

@Stop_Trump20 Fuck no

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. It’s a really shitty nights sleep.

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

My favourite position is foetal

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

My weapon of choice is a loaded vocabulary

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

@alwarming I’ve chewed on a few orange ones, unlike Smarties they do not taste of Oranges 😉

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

Apart from Dark Chocolate I concur

[James Fell @BodyForWife]

Black Lives Matter. Covid is real. Masks work. Trump is evil. The GOP is complicit. She doesn’t owe you shit. Tax carbon. Carbs aren’t evil. Feminism is good. Body shaming is bad. Vaccinate your crotch goblins. Dark chocolate tastes like brown crayons.

Oh, and fuck Caillou.

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

Seems legit

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

@TheTweetOfGod I want the steak knives!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm done with America and looking for a new country to bless.

Could it be yours?

Reply with your pitch.

Winning nation receives My eternal bounty forever and ever.

Second-place wins a set of steak knives.

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

Or a key key worker?

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

@cslrobinson

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

2020: All the bad stuff from sci-fi movies, still no flying cars.

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

Great idea!

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Retweet if we should temporarily replace all racist monuments with air dancers while we build new non-racist monuments!

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

Im 41 🤯

[SashaJBrenner @SashaBrenner]

@AlixEHarrow Wait what?? Im 41 and I literally just blew my mind 😂😂