Sasha Hochman

“We often drink coffee with cream while suspended above the abyss”

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does anyone remember that children’s book with the ppl waiting for the train turning newspapers into little hats

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@SerenaLin119 guilty

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@gabb_griff this is true

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@smalleyyyyy yes

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@smalleyyyyy it’s supposed to be good for you I think

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@MTA the 1 train has passed by 79th street so many times now that passengers have resorted to sitting on the platform

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Is the clock in Columbus Circle 2 min fast or are we 2 min behind…?

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@gabb_griff HOT

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@alyxbernstein what happened to ~community~ :///

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realizing points of stress that have a quick fix is the best thing. for instance, I just realized I had 8 pens floating through my bag. 8 pens!

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@smalleyyyyy cinnamonsugar

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@gabb_griff butler babyy

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when asked whether he would join Roosevelt’s ticket, Truman initially declined the offer. after hearing more,

“oh, shit,” Truman said, “if that is the situation, I’ll have to say yes.”

#mood

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Phoenix is a strip mall with a mayor. I concede nothing

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*real estate brad*

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finance chad mispronouncing “Nietzsche” in White Lotus 😤 superb

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“Only scrambled eggs with tomato and avocado on the side. Hates toast. Black coffee Sometimes with milk on the side. Doesn’t want to be bothered much.”

love when Resy gets poetic

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the era of auctioning off parking meters has arrived

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woman who moved to Portland during pandemic: “for whatever reason, it just feels off. Maybe because I’m this neurotic Jew—walking to the Park Slope co-op with a stroller and bags and two kids in solidarity with the other schlepper doing the same thing—here nobody schleps”

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found out today that Better than Sex mascara is marketed as Better than Love in select Middle Eastern countries