bagel schmear (she/her)

“don’t tweet stop tweeting” - mom

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

I solemnly swore, folks. DC: meet your local Notary Publique

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

@SFCarBreakins car was parked on 18th st btwn Portrero & Hampshire and disappeared after less than an hour (already called all towing services & don’t think I was parked illegally)… Blue Subaru Outback w/ Washington, DC plates

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Queen Elizabeth was not universally loved in Africa.

My CNN live report on colonialism, fairytales and the Africans who refuse to mourn her death

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

@kukzandladders this is out of control hawt

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

with my dear bestfriend’s help, i have been empowered to continue my third grader attention-seeking behaviors in the workplace

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

putting this top of inbox

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

if no one gets me a leather or pleather satchel to hold my notary accessories for my bday (April 12th), im throwing a fit

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

adding the phrase “take it easy” to my personality, effective immediately!

[Pranav Nanda @PranavNanda28]

I'm sure you have heard that a city budget is a moral document & is a way to show our #DCValues. Well, Mayor Bowser's budget misses the mark.

Here are a few demands I want to uplift as the @councilofdc markup & ultimately vote on the approved FY23 Budget.

[Janeese Lewis George @Janeese4DC]

✅ DC Native
✅ Black Woman
✅ Public Defender
✅ Brilliant Legal Mind
✅ Exceptionally Qualified
✅ Champion for the People

#KetanjiBrownJackson is now confirmed as a US Supreme Court Justice!

#Herstory #BlackHistory #DCHistory

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

welp saloni has my damn number

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

whenever someone calls me out for complaining about someone doing something that I myself frequently do, i say “well, I’m a known hypocrite.” Developed that one as an eldest of four and it’s a game changer

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

@samozerstaton @sarahsholder @cafedotcom Omg go Sam!!!!

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

no one had commented on my dramatic haircut at work so i remarked “no one has commented on my dramatic haircut” (brave). yet they were unfazed

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

@mrbrownsir @washingtonpost GO MATT!!!!!

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

@ladystahl Saloni and i have been counting down bad vegan for weeks… these docuseries are my genre of choice. Soul m8?

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

@jschwalbie @JewishCurrents omg go Jess!!!! Cannot wait to read

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

Is it even worth approaching my mother on her bday if I’m not yet pregnant with her first grandchild?

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

@ANCJonah @erinfordc hey! are you available at all this weekend?

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

fund the police… to change their careers to become social workers #SocialWorkMonth

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

did he say the computers will be the size of a fingertip ??!!

[bagel schmear (she/her) @Sasha_Zients]

SORRY I HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT MY BADASS GIRLFRIEND!

[U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY]

Solar installer Kaly Moore (@NCS_Solar) knows the clean energy economy is the rising tide that lifts all ships. @POTUS’ #BuildBackBetter agenda will help build a clean energy economy that benefits Americans in every pocket of our nation. #SOTU