Uma

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@JeremyClarkson have you heard of WWOOFers and would you consider some to help pick your nettles? 😊
Asking for a friend

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@JoeOtra @JosieMcskimming Yup, all cars have a flammable fuel source. Includes petrol and diesel too I’m sorry to remind you

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@JohnInKalbarri @JosieMcskimming 🙋🏽‍♀️ flat renter here - have had my Nissan leaf for over 1 yr. It would be easier to have a powerpoint in my garage, but public charging works ok too. Definitely not useless

[Uma @SassaDevi]

I was recently ghosted by a guy who said “it’s nice to be nice”. It confirmed to me that being “nice” is easy, being kind however, takes courage

[Uma @SassaDevi]

When the 5 dates you plan actually happen

[Uma @SassaDevi]

Girl math?

[Uma @SassaDevi]

Why does a 5’11 girl feel 2ft taller than a 5’11 guy?

[Uma @SassaDevi]

Good reminder as the summertime sadness hits

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

The best cure for loneliness is not more frequent interaction. It's more meaningful interaction.

Many people enjoy solitude. They can spend up to ~75% of their time alone without feeling isolated.

What matters most for well-being is the quality of connections, not the quantity.

[Uma @SassaDevi]

Sydney is pretty average at signage

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@RobertCandelori Meanwhile Drummoyne to city just went from a 10min trip to a 30min trip 🫠

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@OurNewHomecoach Was wondering what the hold up was in the bus lanes this morning all the way up in Drummoyne - 4 lane merge onto Anzac bridge to make space for those #westconnex travellers heading to port botany 🫠

[Uma @SassaDevi]

WTH #westconnex 4 lanes of city bound vic rd traffic merged into 1 on the Anzac bridge to make space for people going to botany? Please review

[Uma @SassaDevi]

I’m so confused @ANZ_AU I’ve just got knocked back for a mortgage of 420k on a household income of 140k 😭😭 it doesn’t make sense.
Also can you please teach your assessors to read a tax return if that’s what they request? Capital depreciation and allowances are not monthly costs

[Christopher Ruz survived PAXAUS @ruzkin]

ANZ lending money irresponsibly? Impossible.
(in 2022, when looking for a home loan, they offered me and my partner $1.1 million on a combined income of 55k).
https://t.co/39EsBYdN9w

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@LazeSpasevski @ThomasNaylor13 That’s an interesting consideration - I currently have a loan with CBA, knocked back from a lower refinanced loan with ANZ due to serviceability at 6.19%… I guess I’ll just continue paying 7+% with CBA 😅

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@JakvonGus @ANZ_AU 😲 how can they do that??

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@flixier_pro I’d like to cancel my subscription as I haven’t heard back from you in 2 months to get access to my account. Please contact me

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@flixier_pro I wasn’t able to log in to the system as the magic password never reached me. I don’t seem to have received a response from support either when I requested my subscription be cancelled and now I’ve been charged another month. How can I get in contact with you?

[Uma @SassaDevi]

@triplejplays what happened between 645 & 7pm? We heard a song we loved! ☺️

[Uma @SassaDevi]

It’s the time to be making bold moves. I’m overjoyed that they are working. Thank you Mike 🙏🏽

[Mike Cannon-Brookes 👨🏼‍💻🧢🇦🇺 @mcannonbrookes]

Wow. A huge day for Australia 💚💛

Had to sit down & take it in. This live shot couldn’t be a better metaphor for a better, greener path ahead 🌱

We embrace the opportunities of decarbonisation with Aussie courage, tenacity & creativity.

Lots of work but we CAN do this 👊🏻

[Belinda Barnet @manjusrii]

Good morning Australia. Penny Wong will be our Foreign Minister.

This makes me inexplicably happy