Andy Roberts

I'm a coffee-fuelled, lovable misanthrope. I write for @deadpresszine, run and own @ShittyFilmWords, and try to make time for my full time pessimism.

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@zachredrup @levibenton Ehehehehe

I have no regrets 🙌

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

Hello @bookingcom, Our apartment was cancelled last minute by the hosts. Can you help us?

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@HMRCcustomers Yes, the last person I spoke to said I need to talk to my employer and get them to send you a P45 and a P60 in order to get a new tax code.

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

Hey @HMRCcustomers you gotta help me. I need to talk to someone about my tax code and so far the digital assistants have not helped at all.

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@HMRCcustomers Also, exactly WHERE should my employer send these documents?

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@HMRCcustomers Okay, I'll ask them to do this. My current code is 789L

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@HMRCcustomers Yes, I need to update my tax code. Apparently I need to send you a P60 and a P45 but no one has given me a method by which to do this

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

Now where have I heard the term #Sharksploitation @BMovieBible 🤔

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@AliPlumb 10 out 10 - no notes - loved every second of it.

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

After watching @BMovieBible's Shinobi-Geddon, I'm finding it hard to talk myself out of buying this high-tech Richard Harrison endorsed communication device https://t.co/vvX5H5hMVU

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

Hey @PiCoreTeam! Why can't I get a KYC slot? It's been ages and I want to verify my account 🙏

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@bookingcom You have replied but not answered my question. If you do not Price Match this property, then why do you advertise as so on your Website? I have met all the conditions for the price match refund yet. Unless you can tell me which, specifically, which condition has not been met?

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

Fun fact! @bookingcom lie through their teeth and don't price match anything. Even if the property page explicitly says "We Price Match". Don't be fooled like I was

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@bookingcom And you're still ignoring the question...

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@bookingcom Then why are you saying you Price Match?

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@bookingcom So no answer for when you have been proven wrong and mislead customers?

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@bookingcom And now @bookingcom continues to ignore me

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@bookingcom As expected - I've heard nothing back.

[Andy Roberts @Sassensquatch]

@bookingcom Okay, I've replied in a DM.