Haley Jo Carlson

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

“No running with a corn dog” … actual words that were said in our house tonight, followed by “the dog is gonna get your corn dog” #kids #walkingfeet

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

Popped champagne and watched the first female Vice President elect .... the first but not the last!

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

@haleywied_91

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

@CourtCarlson7

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

I guess GOOD things happened in Philadelphia.

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

@haleywied_91 On their way to wish you a happy birthday!

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

The same people who freaked out about having to wear masks are totally fine with curfews and martial law.

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

@MyFavMurder @haleywied_91 we were there!!!!!!!!!!

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

Just saw a tow truck being towed by a tow truck #towception

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

@CourtCarlson7 I like a little coffee with my creamer.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

THIS IS VERY GOOD https://t.co/W8TEK6HdN0

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

Early morning flight to Jamaica for our honeymoon. Check! Joel getting the pat down of his life. Also check.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The perennial cry to “Save Earth" is odd. Planet Earth survives massive asteroid strikes -- it'll survive anything we throw at it. But Life on Earth will not.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: AP Source: Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan will not run for re-election.

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

@haleywied_91 Now that we should be ashamed of!

[Haley Jo Carlson @SassyJobin]

@haleywied_91 Knock me down nine times I get up ten!!! Seriously listened to this album today and thought “I wonder if Haley is listening to this because we would jam if we were together!”

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Betsy DeVos visited Parkland, FL and now one family is missing a lot of Dalmatians.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations, indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from killing school children.

[Veev @vivluvsdiscostu]

Brother and sister #icedancing team you say? #PeyongChang2018 #Olympics2018

[ABC News @ABC]

NASA's Curiosity rover captures an incredible panoramic view of Mars from the Gale Crater, showing dunes, buttes and ridges across the Red Planet's surface. https://t.co/JaERaCmf2s