Sassy S'more Moose

Don't mess with a sassy s'more moose

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

@Tacodile1 glamorous gator chica!

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@OtteRock Hey this might be a great venue for your band! I hear it attracts a lot of humans

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Yup, I'm gourmet

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@OtteRock Peanut butter makes everything better

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

Feeling classy today so time to break out the cinnamon graham crackers

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

There is a new s'more trend: tanning beds. I've heard you can explode if you stay in too long though!

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

@OtteRock Calm down otter, one dream at a time

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

@salamanduur please don't burn my relatives

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

Roastin and toastin

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@artsypeacock I pride myself in being an all natural s'more moose from Canada #ohcanada

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

My relatives have sold their souls to commercialism

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

@OneTouchAndBOOM clever one Mr. Explody!

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

@happymobilehome Fair point mobile friend. I moost keep up on my grooming

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

I'm thinking about growing a moosetache

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Rain rain go away, no one likes a soggy s'more moose

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I don't understand why there isn't a moose or s'mores emoji #imhurt

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

I will not tolerate impersonators

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

On Wednesdays we wear pink (marshmallows) #youcantsitwithus

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

Nothing ruins my morning more than waking up to a cracked graham cracker #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

[Sassy S'more Moose @SassyMoose22]

Move over peep s'mores. The sassy s'more moose has arrived