Tacodile

30% taco, 30% crocodile, 50% bad at math! Jajaja

[Tacodile @Tacodile1]

thanks @AngryProfessor1 for making me start Tweeting two years ago!! now I can help my creator Chrissy win this #NutellaAmbContest!

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#VoteChrissyNutellaAmbContest

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Searching for a cure so one day we we can live in a world where we don't fear losing all our fingers in the oven

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Getting ready for class... how should I dress today? ¿Opiniones?

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Chicas - you do not need to wear revealing shells like this to get attention! Respect yourself enough to cover up!

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Quiero un mustache like this one - :{D - what do you guys think? ¿Sí o no? Right now I'm just :D if you need a comparison.

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If only the same was true for Tacodile. I wish I was a racecar - then I'd be a palindrome AND get places efficiently!

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Has anyone seen my sombrero? I haven't worn it since Cinco de Mayo when it was the only way to distinguish me from the fiesta's main entree.

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#LifeHack If you don't stick your fingers in our mouths we won't try to bite you! #crocsarefriendsnotfood #wellimboth

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Lyrics that defines my life: You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my taco, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

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I would say VAMOS A LA PLAYA but it'd probably be winter by the time we arrived. Ay caramba. Guess I'll just make my own fiesta here!

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¡Que día hermosa! Looks like it'll be this nice all week. Can't wait for my shell to turn crispy dark brown #caliente

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@happymobilehome surely! Feel free to help yourself to all the extra meat and toppings that fall out of me along the way!

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@AngryProfessor1 ¡Sí señorita! Who wants to deal with a soggy shell all day? As if it isn't hard enough to keep my insides in tact normally!

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@happymobilehome #oristhatconsideredanimalabuse ?

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@happymobilehome Ay, if only we were all blessed with nice long legs! Me encantaría caminar a mile in your shoes. #especiallyiftheywerecrocs

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Do you ever wonder if we're all just characters being controlled by something bigger? Jajaja... yeah me neither.

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@SassyMoose22 I prefer spray tanning... It makes me look like those celebrity Doritos Locos tacos on TV! #muyfamoso

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Just finished the color run! 36 hours- not too shabby for my first 5K. I may have dropped all my toppings but now I look like a ¡PIÑATA!

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Having a tough exterior doesn't mean I'm less fragile than all the soft-shelled tacodiles out there! Don't discriminate! Paz y amor ☮♥