Sassy Receptionist

Veterinary Reception for over a decade. Just posting the assortment of things veterinary receptionists deal with.

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The best “caution” note I’ve ever read from another hospital’s records.

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@Only_OneRR Anne Hathaway?

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@IPetHairyThings Plot twist: dog was paralyzed and we had to euthanize. Damn. Thought for sure ChatGPT’s suggestion to feed scrambled eggs would fix her legs she hasn’t used for 2 months😞

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No maam, ChatGPT is not an accurate nor acceptable way to selfdiagnose your dog’s inability to walk. You’re doing everything except what you should.. call a vet.

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He learned this off of WebMD and he brushed me off completely when I said be wary of what the internet says. 😒

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So yesterday this guy told me he wouldn’t be giving his aggressive dog Trazodone before his appt on Friday because it caused a nose bleed. pulled the chart, last month he reported sneezing with blood in it.

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@Annie_Ocho I wanna say ‘from someone who has lost a cat to literally stress-induced cardiac arrest, give the fucking medication.’

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For the love of all that is good, GIVE THE GABAPENTIN TO YOUR FRACTIOUS CAT.

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@RossKneeDeep Not at all, considering what he’s proposing as far as destroying our country from the inside out

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She took treats from my hand less than 5 mins before she started charging me and preventing me from going into a different room, and then bit my thigh. Was I *supposed* to buck back at her to assert authority or would that just have been perceived as ‘oh she IS the enemy?’

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I really have never felt this embarrassed before now.
I have been in vet med for 12 years, and a pet sitter for 13. I’ve dealt with a lot of quirky dogs, but never one that aggressively charged me and wouldn’t allow me to move when it had been fine with me 6 hours prior.

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Can someone explain to me why the clients who bitch about bringing pets in for follow ups always drive a BMW, Mercedes or a Tesla? Can y’all prioritize your fucking responsibilities to your pets before you get an overpriced vehicle? For fucks sake.

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@RpsAgainstTrump A fat worthless orange nazi.

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LMAOOO

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It happened, vet med. I got married and doubled the amount of cats we had in 2 months. 😅

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@Annie_Ocho No joke, I know someone who’s dog got Lepto from their own backyard.

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Ugh.
Client called & canceled his 15wk old puppy’s appointment for its first Rabies. Client says to me:
“Oh, the breeder told us to wait til she was a year old to get the Rabies vaccine because it’s too hard on them as puppies…”
WHEN WILL BREEDERS LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE?!?!

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@HeatherIsUnsane Kinda cool, I’d keep it.

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@Annie_Ocho Awesome, thank you

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Monday morning a client walked in for an appt. These people gave their dog 2 BOTTLES of hydrogen peroxide. Yes. 2 bottles. After ingesting underwear that he did eventually also vomit.