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I don't do parties and organizations. I'm only here to watch you humans mess things up.

Aaand... maybe help a little to set you back on track.

Maybe.

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@RepDanCrenshaw @KellyannePolls @SteveScalise You mean a renamed NAFTA that skews for making the greedy fvcks richer.

Go blow a donkey.

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@s8n Nah. We still get our asses judged.

Only difference is I pee on their leg.

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@RepDanCrenshaw Except it does happen under socialist rule. You would know that if you'd get your ass out of your eye socket and quit attempting to deride something as bad when you've clearly shown you have no idea what socialism even is.

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@SenBooker Which you know won't happen because it'll all line the pockets of Republicans.

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@Jim_Jordan He literally pulled a quid pro quo on LIVE TV.

Seriously, are you and Nunes working to find out who is the more moronic and delusional?

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@JohnCornyn You're a complete and utter moron. You also didn't read the report. If you did, you would note TEN COUNTS OF OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE at a MINIMUM!

But we wouldn't expect you to actually comprehend that.

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@WhiteHouse Now let us know when you DON'T pull numbers out of your ass to gaslight everyone.

PS - The only reason for the lower unemployment is because of Obama, not you muppets.

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@Franktheshank88 @realDonaldTrump Weird how this "God" fellow aligns to Putin...

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@BoycottUtah Sadly, not the same good shit we're smoking down here!

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@RudyGiuliani Except there is nothing for them to own.

There is a shit ton for YOU to own though, so... yeah.

Project much?

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@DevinNunes Big news from today: You're still a moron.

Wow! This really IS fun! I love batting around low hanging fruit!

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@wedwingwon @Normsmusic @axios @SethAbramson Well aren't you just the dumb one.

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@perlmutations There must be training to not gag on a mushroom that reeks of desperation.

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@realDonaldTrump @GMA @GStephanopoulos Yeah, that's fun coming from someone that has no idea what they're saying ever.

Still won't follow a racist, rapist, misogynistic, pedophile traitor like you.

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@CenturyLink Oh, and with my current speed, that amounts out to 0.25 Mb/s.

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@CenturyLink:

It's now 10:02pm.
I am offered: UP TO 20 Mb/s (2500 KB/s)
You 'give' me 1.5 Mb/s (187.5 KB/s)
I am currently getting: 35KB/s

Don't even respond to me you bastards. This is a CONSTANT thing that I pay you A LOT for.

BTW - You raised your rates again, asses.

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@DevinNunes We keep hoping you're a parody, but yet here we are.

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@rebeccaballhaus @Flaminglunatic1 But wasn't he just warning that we shouldn't release them?

Something smells fishy in this.

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Oh dear hell quit talking about Wohl. He's a washed up nobody that really has no fucking brain. He's just a distraction from everything else, and anyone that think that he speaks ANY iota of truth, is stupid.