🌿Satan’s Oatmeal🌿

student, occasional artist, teacher. i think i’m funny. she/her (you can call me sir). Avatar- hunbloom on Picrew.

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Well it turns out that doomscrolling while listening to podcasts I’ve already listened to 10x doesn’t encourage productivity.

So idk what to do about that

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@kirawontmiss As a teacher it’s easy to not ask them what x/0 is and simply not bring it up if you don’t expect them to understand. If they do ask, you explain it the best you can for them. Then say it will make more sense after they learn more, and it’s ok that learning takes time. Don’t lie.

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

The strap-on predates the invention of the wheel by about 7,000 years

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@creepydotorg Knee jerk reaction is it fucking rips

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I’m 30 years old and I’ve been a weird gothy autistic kid with penchants for literature, theater, genre movies, pop music and dad rock my whole life.

If I Weird-Scienced a perfect for myself, it would be @thebandGHOST. Big ups to my musical Lisa. See ya’ll in STL in July 🖤

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I don’t know if #PapaV will be as horny as III & IV but

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@megannn_lynne Congratulations! Can’t think of a better reward for your hard work!

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Happy Birthday, Qween 💘 @SarahMGellar

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@ChainsawCCC I think they’re trying to draw a comparison to Bill and Monica… but I think the power dynamics are… not the same between the sitting president and his 22 yr old intern vs. the brain worm lawyer/anti-vaxxer and the 31 yr old journalist

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@ChainsawCCC Would smash both

[Randi McCallian, MPH @RandiMcCallian]

Missouri's Amendment 7 (submitted by the Republican State Legislature) will BAN Ranked Choice Voting.

Non-citizens already can not vote... the GOP just wants to restrict more of YOUR voting rights.

Don't ban Ranked Choice Voting!
❌️NO on 7❌️

#moleg

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@ChainsawCCC But also I could totally get my own feminist job and bring home my own feminist bacon with or without you, if I wanted to. But I don’t. Just to be clear.

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@ChainsawCCC Men who identify with feminism are perfectly positioned to do this. If it’s not women’s responsibility, a belief with which I can sympathize, maybe let men do it. I don’t mind tending the feminist house while you go out and bring home the feminist bacon.

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@ChainsawCCC @mstefan @SuperSteamboat @jmillspaghetti @piper4missouri It’s kinda delulu to believe “men should support feminism”and “women aren’t responsible for onboarding men to feminism” AND “men should butt out of feminism” all at once. If feminists aren’t willing to actively reach out to men, trust and believe incels are.

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@ClaireMax STAHPPPP I CANNOT

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@cinnotomon Quite seriously scratched by the chicken wire inner structure of the giant Audrey 2 puppet I was hiding in during my time in the cast of Little Shop of Horrors

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

hbd willem

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During my Twitter siesta I forgot how much Flat Fuck Fridays mean to me

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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

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@eliciadonze Even if this person is sincere and not just being a dick (doubtful), they don’t understand how color and lighting and atmosphere and composition are legitimately important artistic choices and they don’t actually think about art enough for their criticism to be valid